Voodoo Fuel
Today's story and sketch "by me" is about Rescue Randy's pet, not just any pet but the legendary Hadron Hound named "Bernard" who for many years has been Rescue Randy's sidekick, and the best tracker in the Galaxy, It didn't matter if he was tracking escaped convicts on Mars, or lady pirates on a dense jungle covered moon in another dimension, Bernard never failed to find the bad Guys or Gals, like the time a group of ten foot ladies from the Moon Caliginos, hijacked a Space Freighter, Stole almost the entire shipment of Moon Pies, that were bound for the most popular destination on Earth, Wonder World in Southern Florida. The Caliginos Ladies never harmed the crew, but did spend a wonderful evening eating a gourmet meal by candlelight, followed by disco dancing, until they tied up the crew, locked them in the storeroom with six cases of Banana Moon Pies, set the freighter controls on autopilot to Earth, loaded the booty on their ship, set a course for the jungle covered moon "Clinimo" where they thought they would be untraceable hanging out eating moon pies for the next 30 years. But when the Interstellar moon pie company offered Randy a bounty of Two Million credits for their capture, he and Bernard were on the hunt, and within two weeks they captured who would be known as the "Great Caliginos Moon Pie Caper Ladies", and to this day Randy visits Rooella the gang leader once a month for the Flip Flop Resort's, maximum security Prison Conjugal Tuesday's, which is today and Randy is here to fuel up his glider and will leave Bernard with his Voodoo friends, who manage Randy's Voodoo Fuel station in Anaheim Hills, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Voodoo Fuel
Today's story and sketch "by me" is about Rescue Randy's pet, not just any pet but the legendary Hadron Hound named "Bernard" who for many years has been Rescue Randy's sidekick, and the best tracker in the Galaxy, It didn't matter if he was tracking escaped convicts on Mars, or lady pirates on a dense jungle covered moon in another dimension, Bernard never failed to find the bad Guys or Gals, like the time a group of ten foot ladies from the Moon Caliginos, hijacked a Space Freighter, Stole almost the entire shipment of Moon Pies, that were bound for the most popular destination on Earth, Wonder World in Southern Florida. The Caliginos Ladies never harmed the crew, but did spend a wonderful evening eating a gourmet meal by candlelight, followed by disco dancing, until they tied up the crew, locked them in the storeroom with six cases of Banana Moon Pies, set the freighter controls on autopilot to Earth, loaded the booty on their ship, set a course for the jungle covered moon "Clinimo" where they thought they would be untraceable hanging out eating moon pies for the next 30 years. But when the Interstellar moon pie company offered Randy a bounty of Two Million credits for their capture, he and Bernard were on the hunt, and within two weeks they captured who would be known as the "Great Caliginos Moon Pie Caper Ladies", and to this day Randy visits Rooella the gang leader once a month for the Flip Flop Resort's, maximum security Prison Conjugal Tuesday's, which is today and Randy is here to fuel up his glider and will leave Bernard with his Voodoo friends, who manage Randy's Voodoo Fuel station in Anaheim Hills, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.