Space Monkey
Today's story and sketch "by me", as I sit at my man cave drawing table pondering the terribly bad decision I made this morning going after the Space Monkeys that had escaped from the maximum security prison on the Planet Feridoo. Rescue Randy was on Mars with his Brazilian Esthetician girlfriend Jordan, who is removing massive amounts of Randy's excess body hair, a condition he's developed after his latest reconstruction by the Medical Staff at UCSB, they used way to much crash test dummy testosterone, a story that was covered in a previous tale. And the go to guy when the Earth really needs a professional Bounty Hunter it's JB, but this week JB is chaperoning a group of swim suit models at the Lake Havasu Miss Cosmos Beauty Pageant, which will be a story for another time. As you can see I have traveled through the space time continuum dimension Stargate in the back of the man cave, and traveled here just North of Santa Barbara, and located with the help of the space convict tracker chip, one of the escaped Space Monkeys, he seems to be terrorizing a family of squatters camping near the Nojoqui Falls Park near Solvang. And just seconds before I made eye contact with the beast, I see JB over my right shoulder, And am I relieved he received my urgent help message just in time, as the beast jumps off the roof of the squatters RV, and sprints off in a dead run, I will return to the man cave and leave the capture and half million dollar reward to Bounty Hunter JB. Be sure to look for the latest news and Space Monkeys update on this blog, until then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Space Monkey
Today's story and sketch "by me", as I sit at my man cave drawing table pondering the terribly bad decision I made this morning going after the Space Monkeys that had escaped from the maximum security prison on the Planet Feridoo. Rescue Randy was on Mars with his Brazilian Esthetician girlfriend Jordan, who is removing massive amounts of Randy's excess body hair, a condition he's developed after his latest reconstruction by the Medical Staff at UCSB, they used way to much crash test dummy testosterone, a story that was covered in a previous tale. And the go to guy when the Earth really needs a professional Bounty Hunter it's JB, but this week JB is chaperoning a group of swim suit models at the Lake Havasu Miss Cosmos Beauty Pageant, which will be a story for another time. As you can see I have traveled through the space time continuum dimension Stargate in the back of the man cave, and traveled here just North of Santa Barbara, and located with the help of the space convict tracker chip, one of the escaped Space Monkeys, he seems to be terrorizing a family of squatters camping near the Nojoqui Falls Park near Solvang. And just seconds before I made eye contact with the beast, I see JB over my right shoulder, And am I relieved he received my urgent help message just in time, as the beast jumps off the roof of the squatters RV, and sprints off in a dead run, I will return to the man cave and leave the capture and half million dollar reward to Bounty Hunter JB. Be sure to look for the latest news and Space Monkeys update on this blog, until then taa ta the Rod Blog.