Bounty Hunter

Today's story and sketch "by me" you see Brett Bernard one of only a

few Intergalactic Voodoo Hunters, Brett is actually the only Voodoo

Bounty Hunter from the Planet Phelopian, who has ever had to

locate a Voodoo Doll with his likeness. This voodoo staked to the

Tiki Palm has unmistakable likeness of Brett, with the Phelopian

four arms, thick spectacles, and unmistakable stench of a Phelopian.

This Brett Voodoo was made from a discarded gym towel taken from the

hazardous waste receptacle at the 24-1/2 hour fitness center on

Mars, a Martian day is (24h 37m 22.663s), after Brett had Won the

Martian 24-1/2 Hour Fitness Center hand ball championship. A few,

actually all of the loosing players were very upset that Brett had

won because of his advantage, having four arms and four double

jointed hands, is an advantage in a game like handball.

The group of 67 opponents Brett had defeated, collected among

themselves $7,040.07, they sent the money and nasty gym towel to

Big Mollie of Distopian Voodoo Dolls in Riverside. She crafted the

Doll from the DNA soaked towel and staked it to this Tiki Palm

in Palm Desert California, Today coincidentally is the day of the

Martian Hand Ball Championships.

Until next time taa ta the Rod Blog

Done