Moon Mutt
Today's story and sketch "by me" began in the middle of the night, not last night but a night a few weeks ago, a night Pat and I will never forget, it started when the man cave interdimension stargate alarm buzzer, was signaling something was about to enter the garage. The incoming object was something very large and was howling as it entered the man cave. It was large and as Black as the back side of the moon, it had large glowing magenta eyes. The beast nearly scared us out of our PJ's, not exactly Pajamas, I was wearing a pair of Sponge Bob shorts, and a Steely Dan T-shirt, Pat in a stylish Silk Yukata with embroidered Saturn Serpents, it's truly quite lovely. I picked it up while on a mission to Saturn with Rescue Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, we had to rescue JB from a blind date that went bad, he was served an incapacitating adult beverage at a speed dating club by a tall brunette, who was really a blonde wearing a wig and five inch pumps, but luckily Randy got DNA from her beer mug, and tracked her and JB to her apartment on Saturn, that rescue will have to be a story for another time. The beast was actually extremely friendly and took a liking to Pat, he is a male Martian Malumutt, that had jumped out of a glider in wormhole Nine a week ago, but luckily picked up the scent of Moon Pies to our Stargate, it opened when it responded to its howls. Pat feed the starving beast A dozen pooch moon pies and a half gallon of two percent milk. When we finally got back into bed it was Four am, when it was lying between us, Pat noticed it had an Intergalactic space forces ID number on its black diamond collar, turns out the Malumut named Jumbo had a reward for its return to the Intergalactic Space Agency headquarters north of Pismo Beach where you see us just exiting the "ISA" Stargate with Jumbo who seems happy to be home, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Moon Mutt
Today's story and sketch "by me" began in the middle of the night, not last night but a night a few weeks ago, a night Pat and I will never forget, it started when the man cave interdimension stargate alarm buzzer, was signaling something was about to enter the garage. The incoming object was something very large and was howling as it entered the man cave. It was large and as Black as the back side of the moon, it had large glowing magenta eyes. The beast nearly scared us out of our PJ's, not exactly Pajamas, I was wearing a pair of Sponge Bob shorts, and a Steely Dan T-shirt, Pat in a stylish Silk Yukata with embroidered Saturn Serpents, it's truly quite lovely. I picked it up while on a mission to Saturn with Rescue Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, we had to rescue JB from a blind date that went bad, he was served an incapacitating adult beverage at a speed dating club by a tall brunette, who was really a blonde wearing a wig and five inch pumps, but luckily Randy got DNA from her beer mug, and tracked her and JB to her apartment on Saturn, that rescue will have to be a story for another time. The beast was actually extremely friendly and took a liking to Pat, he is a male Martian Malumutt, that had jumped out of a glider in wormhole Nine a week ago, but luckily picked up the scent of Moon Pies to our Stargate, it opened when it responded to its howls. Pat feed the starving beast A dozen pooch moon pies and a half gallon of two percent milk. When we finally got back into bed it was Four am, when it was lying between us, Pat noticed it had an Intergalactic space forces ID number on its black diamond collar, turns out the Malumut named Jumbo had a reward for its return to the Intergalactic Space Agency headquarters north of Pismo Beach where you see us just exiting the "ISA" Stargate with Jumbo who seems happy to be home, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.