Tiki Security
Today's story and sketch "by me" you see the RV of Wendel and Marissa Kaygler, here at the Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort, they are currently away on a Senior galaxy star cruiser tour that Marrisa won as first
prize in the Playa Beautimus Shuffleboard championships.
Marissa beat out some tough competition in 7 day alien seniors over 120 category, marathon shuffleboard tournament. The coupled will be away two years but have confidence their Blue Moon Nineteen RV will be protected
by the combination Rescue Randy tested Tiki Security System you see in front of their RV, and the Laser taser tiki laying to the left. If anything moves within 200 feet it screams loudly in Hawaiian (makaʻuloa, weliweli ʻia), which translates in English (stay back danger of death). There is no actual danger of death, unless someone tampers with the Laser Tasers voltage-amperage knobby thing. Whether purchasing outright or contracting for monthly a Rescue Randy Tiki Security System, you will have confidence it is not a cheapo unit, the Stun Tiki has a wide range of voltage levels from 30,000 volts not enough to harm anything other than one of those froofy pets that wander unleashed, (Playa Beautimus has a strict froofy pet leash law), so if froofy happens to get to close and does not understand, (makaʻuloa, weliweli ʻia), it could be a goner, but for the dangerous types of trespassers, the range of ten to twenty million volts, can bring down a trespasser or even a Martian Tera Beast, which there are none believed to be at Playa Beautimus at this time. So until next time taa ta the Rod Blog
Tiki Security
Today's story and sketch "by me" you see the RV of Wendel and Marissa Kaygler, here at the Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort, they are currently away on a Senior galaxy star cruiser tour that Marrisa won as first
prize in the Playa Beautimus Shuffleboard championships.
Marissa beat out some tough competition in 7 day alien seniors over 120 category, marathon shuffleboard tournament. The coupled will be away two years but have confidence their Blue Moon Nineteen RV will be protected
by the combination Rescue Randy tested Tiki Security System you see in front of their RV, and the Laser taser tiki laying to the left. If anything moves within 200 feet it screams loudly in Hawaiian (makaʻuloa, weliweli ʻia), which translates in English (stay back danger of death). There is no actual danger of death, unless someone tampers with the Laser Tasers voltage-amperage knobby thing. Whether purchasing outright or contracting for monthly a Rescue Randy Tiki Security System, you will have confidence it is not a cheapo unit, the Stun Tiki has a wide range of voltage levels from 30,000 volts not enough to harm anything other than one of those froofy pets that wander unleashed, (Playa Beautimus has a strict froofy pet leash law), so if froofy happens to get to close and does not understand, (makaʻuloa, weliweli ʻia), it could be a goner, but for the dangerous types of trespassers, the range of ten to twenty million volts, can bring down a trespasser or even a Martian Tera Beast, which there are none believed to be at Playa Beautimus at this time. So until next time taa ta the Rod Blog