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Collector

Today's story and sketch "by me" you see Carl "the Collector"

Carmundi on his pre dawn search for Voodoo Dolls here at

the US Open Golf tournament at Torry Pines. Most golf fans

who walk the course or those who watch on the Golf TV coverage never see a Golfer Voodoo doll, that is because

Carl arrives before the first group Tee's off, at this or any of the years tournaments. What most Golf fans have never known is that 97.2 percent of professional golfers are very

superstitious. In the last few years Golfer Voodoo Dolls have

become dangerous to those golfers who may see their likeness

on a voodoo doll, either wearing their hat, number or sponsors name on a doll. It has become easy for golfers to intimidate their opponents by placing a Voodoo doll (available from Voodoo Dolls are us.com) in a tree, peaking out of a sand trap, or visible in the tall grass. One such incident happened last year at this tournament when two golfers sponsored by Large Marge Drivers, saw their likeness Voodoo doll, and both dolls even having a lock of their hair, that must have been collected at the clubs barber shop, both golfers left sides went totally numb from their shoulders down, when they saw the Voodoo Dolls with the Large Marge Logo on the chests, and they flayed flopping around on the fifth green for an hour before the JB-PGA Medevac Helicopter seen in this sketch arrived to pick them up. If you happened to be watching on the wide world of sports that morning that was the reason for the highlights of previous years tournaments. Until next time and more news of Voodoo Dolls and their impact on professional Sports taa ta

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