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Glideairioniser

Today's story and sketch "by me" you get the first glimpse of the

Glideairioniser 30 Intergalactic RV, which just arrived from the Glideair

factory located within the Flip Flop Resort's low overhead recreation vehicle manufacturing center on Lippo "the blue moon", The Flip Flop Resort is the galaxies largest for profit maximum security prison.

The Glideairioniser 30 is being piloted by Rescue Randy the most popular

and most interesting live tissue crash test dummy in the universe,

he is delivering it to the big RV show and sale here in Quartzsite Arizona.

The Glideairioniser 30 is powered by the anti gravity "Gomofo" propulsion system designed by inmate 984,472,001 Chizhevsky Gofish, a real whizz

with Negative Ion Generators.

The Gomofo anti gravity motor could never be understood by 99.999999

percent of our Readers, but in simple terms, the Gomofo air ionizer

(or negative ion generator Chizhevsky motor) is a device that uses high

voltage to ionize (electrically charge) air molecules into negative ions, or

anions, that are particles with one or more extra electron, conferring a net negative charge to the particle, resulting in anti gravity propulsion.

The Glideairioniser 30 is also loaded with thousands

of the popular "Inmate Moon Pies' that will be for sale

at the big tent event, they are a chocolate marshmallow

favorite here on Earth.

Until next time taa ta the Rod Blog

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Uploaded on April 3, 2018