APES 64
Today's story and sketch "by me" you see the current "EBRA" Earth Blimp
Racing Association race leader, the popular number 64 Apes Moon Pie Entry
from Fire Mountain California.
The Apes moon pies are a California favorite made with a creamy banana
cream mouse filling, between two granola cookies, dipped in dark chocolate
Known as the Pie to enjoy, if you want to Monkey Around.
The Apes Blimp is the only known Racer to have a Nucleon Defense Shield
it surrounds the craft with a safe space barrier. The Nucleon shield uses
subatomic particles the +1e elementary charge forms the atomic barrier.
The Nucleon Shield was developed after last years Race, having been in the
top ten of the competition, before being struck by 37 untraceable
Ice Harpoons, the next day an Electronic Disruptor Beam, but possibly the
last and the most dastardly weapon hit used was the "SMB", an untraceable
"Stink Mail Bomb" delivered somehow through a Blimps communication systems,
think of them as untraceable Stinky E-Mails.
SMB's when opened fill the Blimps Cabin with an unbelievable stench,
which has caused entire Blimp crews to jump overboard, many without
taking time to put on a parachute, causing numerous injuries, and of
course the Blimps float off out of the competition. The only thing that
kept the #64 Captain Mike and crew from a disastrous "SMB' stink out was
the many "TFF's" the patented Turbo Fart Fans, which can remove all of the
stinky air, any loose maps, charts, food trays, or anything not securely
fastened within the Cabin in seconds.
You will also notice the EBRA race officials following the lead blimps as
they are heading into check point #51 here in Clitlekatta Greece.
Then the race continues on to Pylos in time for the Pylos Beauty Pageant,
and crowning of the Chamois Moon Pie Festival Queen.
Until then taa ta the Rod Blog.
APES 64
Today's story and sketch "by me" you see the current "EBRA" Earth Blimp
Racing Association race leader, the popular number 64 Apes Moon Pie Entry
from Fire Mountain California.
The Apes moon pies are a California favorite made with a creamy banana
cream mouse filling, between two granola cookies, dipped in dark chocolate
Known as the Pie to enjoy, if you want to Monkey Around.
The Apes Blimp is the only known Racer to have a Nucleon Defense Shield
it surrounds the craft with a safe space barrier. The Nucleon shield uses
subatomic particles the +1e elementary charge forms the atomic barrier.
The Nucleon Shield was developed after last years Race, having been in the
top ten of the competition, before being struck by 37 untraceable
Ice Harpoons, the next day an Electronic Disruptor Beam, but possibly the
last and the most dastardly weapon hit used was the "SMB", an untraceable
"Stink Mail Bomb" delivered somehow through a Blimps communication systems,
think of them as untraceable Stinky E-Mails.
SMB's when opened fill the Blimps Cabin with an unbelievable stench,
which has caused entire Blimp crews to jump overboard, many without
taking time to put on a parachute, causing numerous injuries, and of
course the Blimps float off out of the competition. The only thing that
kept the #64 Captain Mike and crew from a disastrous "SMB' stink out was
the many "TFF's" the patented Turbo Fart Fans, which can remove all of the
stinky air, any loose maps, charts, food trays, or anything not securely
fastened within the Cabin in seconds.
You will also notice the EBRA race officials following the lead blimps as
they are heading into check point #51 here in Clitlekatta Greece.
Then the race continues on to Pylos in time for the Pylos Beauty Pageant,
and crowning of the Chamois Moon Pie Festival Queen.
Until then taa ta the Rod Blog.