Homesteaders
Today's story and sketch "by me" you see three Gofish Brothers, Westley in the Biplane, Drew on the
Motorbike, and Sidney in his B&R Anti Gravity Coupe, they are racing to Central Florida for the
the first free government land in many years, made available by the "CLGMPBA",
Confectionery Land Grab and Moon Pie Bakers Association.
All three of the brothers are getting to homestead the allotted
640 acres each for free, but they must plant trees on the land, to make moon pies.
For these boys (well not exactly boys, all three have a combined age of over 900,
but that is a story for another time). All three brothers have years of experience as Moon Pie
Makers back on Lippo "the blue moon" their home planet. They all worked as bakers at the Flip Flop
Penitentiary Resort, after being sentenced to 80 years each for misdemeanor reckless driving,
and crashing into the Miss Moon Pie Parade float while wearing rocket sneakers.
(The Wardens Daughter Dedra was miss Moon Pie).
The subsequent crash sent Dedra face first into the flowing vanilla cream fountain.
When the brothers heard about the chance to be moon pie homesteaders on Earth, they pooled the
funds Granny gave them, which was the same day they were released from the Flip Flop,
and they headed directly to Earth, just days before this sketch.
Westley will plant swamp cabbage palms, and plans to make (Kimchee moon pies).
Drew has plans to grow the Phoenix dactylifera (for date moon pies).
Sid is going to grow Dacca banana palms, and will make (Red Banana Moon Pies).
We wish the brothers all the best, and we will come back to visit them after they clear out
the gators, drain their swamps, and get settled in, till then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Wishing for something does not make it happen, working hard will always make it happen.
Rod
Homesteaders
Today's story and sketch "by me" you see three Gofish Brothers, Westley in the Biplane, Drew on the
Motorbike, and Sidney in his B&R Anti Gravity Coupe, they are racing to Central Florida for the
the first free government land in many years, made available by the "CLGMPBA",
Confectionery Land Grab and Moon Pie Bakers Association.
All three of the brothers are getting to homestead the allotted
640 acres each for free, but they must plant trees on the land, to make moon pies.
For these boys (well not exactly boys, all three have a combined age of over 900,
but that is a story for another time). All three brothers have years of experience as Moon Pie
Makers back on Lippo "the blue moon" their home planet. They all worked as bakers at the Flip Flop
Penitentiary Resort, after being sentenced to 80 years each for misdemeanor reckless driving,
and crashing into the Miss Moon Pie Parade float while wearing rocket sneakers.
(The Wardens Daughter Dedra was miss Moon Pie).
The subsequent crash sent Dedra face first into the flowing vanilla cream fountain.
When the brothers heard about the chance to be moon pie homesteaders on Earth, they pooled the
funds Granny gave them, which was the same day they were released from the Flip Flop,
and they headed directly to Earth, just days before this sketch.
Westley will plant swamp cabbage palms, and plans to make (Kimchee moon pies).
Drew has plans to grow the Phoenix dactylifera (for date moon pies).
Sid is going to grow Dacca banana palms, and will make (Red Banana Moon Pies).
We wish the brothers all the best, and we will come back to visit them after they clear out
the gators, drain their swamps, and get settled in, till then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Wishing for something does not make it happen, working hard will always make it happen.
Rod