Carl Test Pilot
Today's story and sketch "by me" you see Carl Gofish recently hired, (like yesterday) to test drive the new
driverless Ford GT-60. Until yesterday Carl was working next door at the Palo Alto, Exxon Green Algae Moon Pie
Bakery, which was a great job, but well below the qualifications Carl has acquired after crash test dummy training'
with his Pal Rescue Randy, the most famous Crash test dummy on Earth, and possibly the most indestructible
dummy in the Galaxy. Ford's Palo alto driverless car (secret testing facility), offered Rescue Randy a
very lucrative six figure salary, to test ride in the new Gt-60, but Randy became unavailable after finding
out the GT-60 details, it sounded very boring to him, it only has a top speed of 60 MPH, it only stands
60 inches off the ground, and with a 60 cubic foot interior space, it sounded a bit small to be riding around
in for a year. But Randy got the contract, and will pay his little alien buddy Carl, a three figure salary and
pocket the other half, (contracting is actually the way Randy has become the richest test dummy in the galaxy).
But those stories, How Exxon got into the Green Algae Moon Pie business, how Carl became a certified Rescue Randy
test dummy, and how Randy became engaged to the 800 year old wealthy and dignified Lipponian Dowager (Ruth Gofish)
the widow of Barron Von Stoop, or why Ford did not name the GT-60 the GT-666, But those and many more stories
are for another time, till then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Life is like driving in your car, sometimes you get lost, but you can still enjoy the ride.
Carl Test Pilot
Today's story and sketch "by me" you see Carl Gofish recently hired, (like yesterday) to test drive the new
driverless Ford GT-60. Until yesterday Carl was working next door at the Palo Alto, Exxon Green Algae Moon Pie
Bakery, which was a great job, but well below the qualifications Carl has acquired after crash test dummy training'
with his Pal Rescue Randy, the most famous Crash test dummy on Earth, and possibly the most indestructible
dummy in the Galaxy. Ford's Palo alto driverless car (secret testing facility), offered Rescue Randy a
very lucrative six figure salary, to test ride in the new Gt-60, but Randy became unavailable after finding
out the GT-60 details, it sounded very boring to him, it only has a top speed of 60 MPH, it only stands
60 inches off the ground, and with a 60 cubic foot interior space, it sounded a bit small to be riding around
in for a year. But Randy got the contract, and will pay his little alien buddy Carl, a three figure salary and
pocket the other half, (contracting is actually the way Randy has become the richest test dummy in the galaxy).
But those stories, How Exxon got into the Green Algae Moon Pie business, how Carl became a certified Rescue Randy
test dummy, and how Randy became engaged to the 800 year old wealthy and dignified Lipponian Dowager (Ruth Gofish)
the widow of Barron Von Stoop, or why Ford did not name the GT-60 the GT-666, But those and many more stories
are for another time, till then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Life is like driving in your car, sometimes you get lost, but you can still enjoy the ride.