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Sir Reginald

Today's story and sketch "by me" you see Reginald Gofish and his lovely wife of five hundred and thirteen years

Dotty. Reginald and Dottie are just leaving the secret side exit of their London tower bridge flat.

(flat English term for nice, but not to big apartment), It is the tower to the left side of the bridge,

they are on the way to visit the Queen who wants a new necklace for the upcoming Buckingham palace garden party.

Before we get to far ahead of our readers, we will start the tale of Reginald before he became the Jewelry

designer for the Royal Family, and even before he arrived in London or,

before he meet the Queens great, great, great Grandmother Queen Victoria daughter of King George the Third.

Reggi had studied to become a costume jewelry designer at "FSU" Fake Stuff University.

After graduation he meet Dotty and Wed, but on their honeymoon to Earth they had a bit of Space craft trouble, It was

on a very foggy night, and Reggi's rig did not have a watch out for things in the fog

alarm system, it was what is known as a stripper model for the young less upwardly Mobil aliens, on a budget.

So anyway they collided with the very tower which became their home here on Earth. As they crashed through the

solid stone walls, they were impressed with the quality of construction, but not to happy with how damaged their

Pinto Glider looked. It was actually much worse than first glance, in fact it was now what you or I would call

Silvery Living Room Art. The anti gravity anion drive system was kaput, it was of course lucky the ins ta water

purifier and ins ta moon pie cooker were fine. The front Slithering Gator Skin reclining, pilot and copilot lounges

were unscratched. The big screen monitor was also fine, which was ready when the BBC finally began to broadcast

many years later. OK back to Queen Victoria and the first time she meet Reggi, that chance encounter happened

while the Queen was having a sleepless night worrying about what to wear to the upcoming Palace Garden Party,

as she was wandering through the grounds she noticed a short grey figure picking her Raspberries, It was very close to

Guy Falks night, she thought at first it was a costumed kitchen helper, or even a poor London Waif, but the closer she

got to Reggi she figured he was an Alien from Lippo, she had many previous encounters with aliens in her childhood.

She was not afraid and she and Reggi began talking about this and that, and Reggi told Vicki about his crash, and

where he and Dotty had made a nice home in the tower. After an hour of small talk, she learned that Reggi was a

jewelry designer, and from that night forward Reggi was to become the Palace Jeweler, and is to this day,

Taa ta the Rod Blog

Expensive jewelry may impress many, but to empress everyone it only takes a little class. Rod

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Uploaded on March 20, 2017