Gorse Glider
Today's story and sketch "by me" we see Gorse Gofish piloting his B&B Anion Anti Gravity Drive Corvair
in front of his Famous Ale House, here in Bandon Oregon. This story all began many hundreds of years ago,
when Gorse was on a Fly about around Earth on vacation from his job at "CCB" Cork Crater Brewery, on his
home moon Lippo the Blue Moon. Gorse had been the brew master for six hundred years, until he had that landing
mishap, on a beach not to far from the Ale house. It was not so much a crash but more of a flying error,
You see Gorse was distracted when he saw the young Indian Maiden "Tilla" jogging on the beach, He had never seen
such a beautiful and graceful creature on this Planet Earth. Well Gorse was not watching the large rock formation
in front of him, and collided with a biggie sticking out of the water, it was Wizard Hat Rock. Tilla could not help
but to see Gorse or hear the unforgettable horrendous sound of his rental Galaxy Glider as it struck the humongous
rock and feel into the ocean below. "Wow that was exciting". Tilla being the Coquilla Tribes best swimmer was a
lucky day for Gorse, she swam to the craft as it was going under, she hit the red button labeled "escape hatch release",
She could not of course read (gofish symbols) but was impressed with the big red button figuring it was a panic
button she hit it, the roof swung up, and she saw Gorse who had struck his head pretty bad and had past out.
Tilla swam with Gorse to shore which was pretty easy, he was light in weight and she was not to taken back with
his also light grey complexion or that he was about the height of a wheat stalk. She swam with him back to shore,
reaching the beach, she began "CAR" Cardiopul Alien Resuscitation. She breathed life back into Gorse's little itty bitty
mouth. Gorse began to breath on his own, he was scared and cold, but was in love at that first kiss, well not really a
kiss, but she did stick her tongue in his little pie hole, (Term used to describe where moon pies disappear).
The two became inseparable, they talked as if they had known each other, in another life or on another planet maybe?
(Gorse picked up any spoken or sign language very quickly). Tilla took Gorse to the village to meet the folks,
and to have her father the Chief, give them the "Big Mook Ceremony". And soon they began there life together.
Gorse found all of the needed local ingredients to begin brewing his now famous "IPA" Intergalactic Pale Ale.
Tilla was so happy being with Gorse and milking sheep for her Cheese. They lived a happy life together. Taa taa the Rod Blog
Love is doing something you don't want to do, for the sake of "HWHL) happy wife happy life.
Gorse Glider
Today's story and sketch "by me" we see Gorse Gofish piloting his B&B Anion Anti Gravity Drive Corvair
in front of his Famous Ale House, here in Bandon Oregon. This story all began many hundreds of years ago,
when Gorse was on a Fly about around Earth on vacation from his job at "CCB" Cork Crater Brewery, on his
home moon Lippo the Blue Moon. Gorse had been the brew master for six hundred years, until he had that landing
mishap, on a beach not to far from the Ale house. It was not so much a crash but more of a flying error,
You see Gorse was distracted when he saw the young Indian Maiden "Tilla" jogging on the beach, He had never seen
such a beautiful and graceful creature on this Planet Earth. Well Gorse was not watching the large rock formation
in front of him, and collided with a biggie sticking out of the water, it was Wizard Hat Rock. Tilla could not help
but to see Gorse or hear the unforgettable horrendous sound of his rental Galaxy Glider as it struck the humongous
rock and feel into the ocean below. "Wow that was exciting". Tilla being the Coquilla Tribes best swimmer was a
lucky day for Gorse, she swam to the craft as it was going under, she hit the red button labeled "escape hatch release",
She could not of course read (gofish symbols) but was impressed with the big red button figuring it was a panic
button she hit it, the roof swung up, and she saw Gorse who had struck his head pretty bad and had past out.
Tilla swam with Gorse to shore which was pretty easy, he was light in weight and she was not to taken back with
his also light grey complexion or that he was about the height of a wheat stalk. She swam with him back to shore,
reaching the beach, she began "CAR" Cardiopul Alien Resuscitation. She breathed life back into Gorse's little itty bitty
mouth. Gorse began to breath on his own, he was scared and cold, but was in love at that first kiss, well not really a
kiss, but she did stick her tongue in his little pie hole, (Term used to describe where moon pies disappear).
The two became inseparable, they talked as if they had known each other, in another life or on another planet maybe?
(Gorse picked up any spoken or sign language very quickly). Tilla took Gorse to the village to meet the folks,
and to have her father the Chief, give them the "Big Mook Ceremony". And soon they began there life together.
Gorse found all of the needed local ingredients to begin brewing his now famous "IPA" Intergalactic Pale Ale.
Tilla was so happy being with Gorse and milking sheep for her Cheese. They lived a happy life together. Taa taa the Rod Blog
Love is doing something you don't want to do, for the sake of "HWHL) happy wife happy life.