Bergo's Deffuser

Today's story and sketch "by me" we travel to explore another one of Santa's secret manufacturing facilities

this on being in Odorpadria Spain. And you see Burgo Gofish piloting his Diffuser glider in front of the

most sophisticated smell shop in the Galaxy, (Smell as in Potpourri). This has been Santa's Fragrance shop

for hundreds of years, it has had many improvements and remodels through the centuries, but it has always

been managed by Bergo. Bergo has been collecting flowers and herbs throughout the galaxy for Santa's

Potpourri for these hundreds of years. He has really got a super sense of what to blend for the desired

location. Santa himself can drop down a chimney and figure out what kind of stink to cover up with the

correct Potpourri, he never fails to make the (oh my this place stinks) smell better. He pulls the correct

potpourri from his bag, usually before he gets all the way down the chimney, (in extremely stinky houses).

You know like that somebody who just cooked a holiday dinner with a leg of goat, with a bit to much curry, or

left a Calderon of Minudo simmering on the stove, or even just a family who had a big bean and egg burrito

Christmas eve dinner. But what ever the culinary culprit, Santa can usually open a bag, spread some around

to make all life forms, homes a little sweeter. One story we have to cover, is one of Santa's favorite tales

that being Madam Pompadour, she was self conscious of her flatulence, (her favorite food was egg and

bean moon pies) Bergo was sent to see Madam, to help concoct a potpourri for her, which was a mix of

allspice, blue moon cedar, Cinnamon and clove. It was a wonderful potpourri, that she wore in a sachet bag on

her head, she would do a comb over hair style to camouflage it. (which became the popular Pompadour hair style),

That was also when Madam began dating Bergo, an affair that lasted many, many years.

(but that is a story for another time). Another famous case of stinko was a tough one for Bergo, another

famous woman, Karmen Meranda, she had limp thin hair, that was not suitable for a comb over, Bergo and Santa

made Karmen a hat for Christmas with lemons, limes, other assorted fruits and a lot of cinnamon and spices.

Carmen was so pleased with it, she never took it off, and was able to continue eating her favorite bean and

chorizo burritos, at that time she also began dating Bergo, she would have dated Santa also, but he was busy.

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