The Strand
Today's story and sketch "by me", started early this morning when I received an emergency situation alert in the Man Cave, from the life guard in tower seven which is just steps from the Man Cave, the young life guard was screaming in an almost unintelligible babble that a UFO had landed on the water five hundred feet from shore and slowly sank out of site. Luckily JB and Rescue Randy were having lunch at Harbor fish and chips, and also received the emergency call and are on the scene, flying above the scenic Oceanside Pacific Strand above two tourists from the planet Helornita, the Helornitians watched in horror as their friends miscalculated the depth of the landing surface as they slowly sank into the Pacific Ocean. Their home planet Helornita is seventy percent covered in water, but their sea is only one foot deep. The inhabitants of Helornita are known as the Finfoot Beaked Beasts, because they have webbed feet and large beaks like all of the Beaked creatures in the Aves Constellation. Rescue Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, you may remember was at the bottom of the ocean for two years, before being rescued himself by a group of Martian Scuba Diving tourists, who took him to the "UCSB" Reanimation Institute, where he was rebuilt with living crash test dummy stuff, like skin tissue and one of the most advanced brains in the galaxy, and other cool stuff that will have to be a story for another time. Now to finish up today's tale, JB lowered Randy down with a cable he connected to the Helornitians flying saucer, raised it and set it down on Tyson Park, where it will dry out hopefully and be flight worthy before it gets a ticket for parking on a playground, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
The Strand
Today's story and sketch "by me", started early this morning when I received an emergency situation alert in the Man Cave, from the life guard in tower seven which is just steps from the Man Cave, the young life guard was screaming in an almost unintelligible babble that a UFO had landed on the water five hundred feet from shore and slowly sank out of site. Luckily JB and Rescue Randy were having lunch at Harbor fish and chips, and also received the emergency call and are on the scene, flying above the scenic Oceanside Pacific Strand above two tourists from the planet Helornita, the Helornitians watched in horror as their friends miscalculated the depth of the landing surface as they slowly sank into the Pacific Ocean. Their home planet Helornita is seventy percent covered in water, but their sea is only one foot deep. The inhabitants of Helornita are known as the Finfoot Beaked Beasts, because they have webbed feet and large beaks like all of the Beaked creatures in the Aves Constellation. Rescue Randy the most interesting living tissue crash test dummy in the Cosmos, you may remember was at the bottom of the ocean for two years, before being rescued himself by a group of Martian Scuba Diving tourists, who took him to the "UCSB" Reanimation Institute, where he was rebuilt with living crash test dummy stuff, like skin tissue and one of the most advanced brains in the galaxy, and other cool stuff that will have to be a story for another time. Now to finish up today's tale, JB lowered Randy down with a cable he connected to the Helornitians flying saucer, raised it and set it down on Tyson Park, where it will dry out hopefully and be flight worthy before it gets a ticket for parking on a playground, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.