Z-Barrister
Today's story and sketch "by me" I have come to possibly to the most unpleasant, obnoxious planet in the Galaxy, with it's own multidimensional unpleasant assortment of repulsive odious dreadful nasty smells, that seem to get more repulsive every hour of the 28 hours of 145 degrees of daylight. This nightmarish Planet was created by a Gypsy named Zooelda during a courtroom exchange between Zooelda and a Judge named Clay, who asked her to be quiet twice when he was reading the charges brought against her by a customer at her Moon Pie Shop, Zooelda's Dimension Two Moon Pies on route 66 in Broken Drum Indiana. The lawsuit allegation was her coffee was too hot, the plaintiff, a well known tort attorney spilled a cup on his lap whilst texting and applying manly eyeliner, he spilled the hot coffee on his junk. There were two customers who witnessed the use of his cell phone and eye makeup followed by the loud screaming, but were not allowed as witnesses for the defence. Things became Chaotic when Zooelda screamed at the judge, did he understand that hot coffee is actually supposed to be"HOT", and not recommended for direct contact with private parts, that was the actual moment the Judge screamed at Zooelda to shut up, and it was less than 5 seconds later that Zooelda sent the judge, and every lawyer within ten miles, out of their three-dimensional lives in Indiana into the multidimensional space time continuum to the Planet Z-Barrister as Attorney Spirit Tree's, and you see the judge watching his pet humming bird, today you also see JB who stops once in awhile to fill the bird feeders, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.
Z-Barrister
Today's story and sketch "by me" I have come to possibly to the most unpleasant, obnoxious planet in the Galaxy, with it's own multidimensional unpleasant assortment of repulsive odious dreadful nasty smells, that seem to get more repulsive every hour of the 28 hours of 145 degrees of daylight. This nightmarish Planet was created by a Gypsy named Zooelda during a courtroom exchange between Zooelda and a Judge named Clay, who asked her to be quiet twice when he was reading the charges brought against her by a customer at her Moon Pie Shop, Zooelda's Dimension Two Moon Pies on route 66 in Broken Drum Indiana. The lawsuit allegation was her coffee was too hot, the plaintiff, a well known tort attorney spilled a cup on his lap whilst texting and applying manly eyeliner, he spilled the hot coffee on his junk. There were two customers who witnessed the use of his cell phone and eye makeup followed by the loud screaming, but were not allowed as witnesses for the defence. Things became Chaotic when Zooelda screamed at the judge, did he understand that hot coffee is actually supposed to be"HOT", and not recommended for direct contact with private parts, that was the actual moment the Judge screamed at Zooelda to shut up, and it was less than 5 seconds later that Zooelda sent the judge, and every lawyer within ten miles, out of their three-dimensional lives in Indiana into the multidimensional space time continuum to the Planet Z-Barrister as Attorney Spirit Tree's, and you see the judge watching his pet humming bird, today you also see JB who stops once in awhile to fill the bird feeders, until next time taa ta the Rod Blog.