Saky Stratos Skimmer
Today our story and sketch "by me" begins here in the Crimea, as we see Saky Gofish, piloting his
Saky Stratos Skimmer, away from the Saky Crimea Posh Resort, on the land given to Saky by his Pal,
and Vodka sipping, best human friend, Vlad Putin. Let's start at the beginning of that life long
(long life for Saky) not so long for Vlad, but that is a story for another time. The two meet when
the young Vlad was a young Pioneer, (boy scout type youth group, but much more sinister), it seems
the young Vlad was kind of a short kid with an attitude, but was really picked on by the bigger
pioneers. One day the group of Pioneers were sent on a mission into the Icy Cold (December 17th) area
just outside St Petersburg, (not Florida), The troop was on a winter camp out, but the adult leaders
ran out of Vodka, and decided to send the youths to look for a reported UFO in the area, while they
went into town for supplies. Well as you can guess, (or maybe not), the Older boys threw the young
Vlad down into a snow filled ravine, and took off back to the camp site, just as a blizzard was hitting
the area. This was two days before Saky heard the soft whimpering of a boy. And that would be Vlad.
Nearly frozen and scared, Saky took him back to his Intergalactic Hopper Saucer, feed Vlad a few Moon
Pies and thawed him out. It would be days before the search party gave up looking for Vlad. Not sure
what to do with this young Pioneer youth, who Saky was beginning to really like, so he decided to
take Vlad back to the home Moon (Lippo the Blue Moon), Saky learned the Russian language, as did
the rest of the family on Lippo. They taught Vlad self defence, (Lippo Slam), a form of Whoopass Judo.
In case he ran into his Pioneer Pals, back on Earth. Which he did, but that is a story for another time.
Saky returned Vlad to Earth after a few years. In the years that followed, Vlad had become quite self
confident, and went on to become a star in Earth Politics, so when Saky returned for a visit to see his
Pal Vlad, many years later,Vlad gave Saky a large plot of an area known as Crimea, and that is where
you see in this sketch, the beautiful Saky Crimea Posh Resort. Saky and Vlad are still best friends,
and often Vlad spends weekends at the resort remembering old times on Lippo, over an adult Gulp Vodka or two.
Hope you enjoy happy endings as much as we do at the Rod Blog, Taa ta
Friends, choose them wisely, and keep them in your circle of life.
Saky Stratos Skimmer
Today our story and sketch "by me" begins here in the Crimea, as we see Saky Gofish, piloting his
Saky Stratos Skimmer, away from the Saky Crimea Posh Resort, on the land given to Saky by his Pal,
and Vodka sipping, best human friend, Vlad Putin. Let's start at the beginning of that life long
(long life for Saky) not so long for Vlad, but that is a story for another time. The two meet when
the young Vlad was a young Pioneer, (boy scout type youth group, but much more sinister), it seems
the young Vlad was kind of a short kid with an attitude, but was really picked on by the bigger
pioneers. One day the group of Pioneers were sent on a mission into the Icy Cold (December 17th) area
just outside St Petersburg, (not Florida), The troop was on a winter camp out, but the adult leaders
ran out of Vodka, and decided to send the youths to look for a reported UFO in the area, while they
went into town for supplies. Well as you can guess, (or maybe not), the Older boys threw the young
Vlad down into a snow filled ravine, and took off back to the camp site, just as a blizzard was hitting
the area. This was two days before Saky heard the soft whimpering of a boy. And that would be Vlad.
Nearly frozen and scared, Saky took him back to his Intergalactic Hopper Saucer, feed Vlad a few Moon
Pies and thawed him out. It would be days before the search party gave up looking for Vlad. Not sure
what to do with this young Pioneer youth, who Saky was beginning to really like, so he decided to
take Vlad back to the home Moon (Lippo the Blue Moon), Saky learned the Russian language, as did
the rest of the family on Lippo. They taught Vlad self defence, (Lippo Slam), a form of Whoopass Judo.
In case he ran into his Pioneer Pals, back on Earth. Which he did, but that is a story for another time.
Saky returned Vlad to Earth after a few years. In the years that followed, Vlad had become quite self
confident, and went on to become a star in Earth Politics, so when Saky returned for a visit to see his
Pal Vlad, many years later,Vlad gave Saky a large plot of an area known as Crimea, and that is where
you see in this sketch, the beautiful Saky Crimea Posh Resort. Saky and Vlad are still best friends,
and often Vlad spends weekends at the resort remembering old times on Lippo, over an adult Gulp Vodka or two.
Hope you enjoy happy endings as much as we do at the Rod Blog, Taa ta
Friends, choose them wisely, and keep them in your circle of life.