Petty's Superbird
In today's story and sketch "by me" we have a real treat for members of the Audubon society, or ordinary people
who just like birds, or those of you, who may think, you could find that you like birds. Because today we are
at Petty Gofish's, (NASCAR) Neptune Alien Species Cosmic Aviary Resort. And what a
resort it is, with 50,000 variety's of birds from around the cosmos. When you look at this sketch rendered
from the original Cell phone photo by 007 Rescue Randy, you see Petty Gofish piloting his own Anion anti grave
superbird sedan, with the Resort and Aviary (bird houses) complexes seen in the background. Dona the manager
and bird biology expert, took our agent Randy for a two week tour of the Resort, after outfitting him with the
proper artier, comfortable walking shoes, large brimmed hat, all of which are disposed of at the end of the tour.
The tour starts in the central building within the main Resort complex, with the pretty tweety type birds, and
the ever popular petting complex which features the Waka Waka birds from the Blue Moon, they are so cute that
you would like to take a couple home, but that would not be possible, they have a very special diet and only
eat blue moon mushrooms, that are delivered daily from the Blue Moon. Then as you continue on to the northern
building which features some very exotic and beautiful species, to numerous to begin to describe.
And finally the southern section which is where you see some of natures nasty bits of work, like the beep beep
raptor, which can almost keep up with the shuttles you see gliding along at 55 mph. They are no longer in
captivity, but are allowed to free range hunt there favorite Vegetation, that being Calamari Cabbages, originally
from the planet Calamari, (known as the stench planet, which is caused by the raptors, flatulence), Calamari
is also the home of the Beep Beep Raptor.
The calamari cabbage grows extremely well at the Resorts massive grounds, there is though a restriction of no smoking,
no open flames, or anything that could cause a spark anywhere near any beep beep. When you see one of these
beautiful creatures take off at a dead run, you know it is not from the smell, but as a cautionary reflex
from seeing one of there own, cause a rock spark, and then the blast which follows. for reservations go to.
www.pettysneptunealienspeciescosmicaviaryresort.com Taa taa from the Rod Blog
When you are out and about, and you loose track of time, enjoy that time.
Petty's Superbird
In today's story and sketch "by me" we have a real treat for members of the Audubon society, or ordinary people
who just like birds, or those of you, who may think, you could find that you like birds. Because today we are
at Petty Gofish's, (NASCAR) Neptune Alien Species Cosmic Aviary Resort. And what a
resort it is, with 50,000 variety's of birds from around the cosmos. When you look at this sketch rendered
from the original Cell phone photo by 007 Rescue Randy, you see Petty Gofish piloting his own Anion anti grave
superbird sedan, with the Resort and Aviary (bird houses) complexes seen in the background. Dona the manager
and bird biology expert, took our agent Randy for a two week tour of the Resort, after outfitting him with the
proper artier, comfortable walking shoes, large brimmed hat, all of which are disposed of at the end of the tour.
The tour starts in the central building within the main Resort complex, with the pretty tweety type birds, and
the ever popular petting complex which features the Waka Waka birds from the Blue Moon, they are so cute that
you would like to take a couple home, but that would not be possible, they have a very special diet and only
eat blue moon mushrooms, that are delivered daily from the Blue Moon. Then as you continue on to the northern
building which features some very exotic and beautiful species, to numerous to begin to describe.
And finally the southern section which is where you see some of natures nasty bits of work, like the beep beep
raptor, which can almost keep up with the shuttles you see gliding along at 55 mph. They are no longer in
captivity, but are allowed to free range hunt there favorite Vegetation, that being Calamari Cabbages, originally
from the planet Calamari, (known as the stench planet, which is caused by the raptors, flatulence), Calamari
is also the home of the Beep Beep Raptor.
The calamari cabbage grows extremely well at the Resorts massive grounds, there is though a restriction of no smoking,
no open flames, or anything that could cause a spark anywhere near any beep beep. When you see one of these
beautiful creatures take off at a dead run, you know it is not from the smell, but as a cautionary reflex
from seeing one of there own, cause a rock spark, and then the blast which follows. for reservations go to.
www.pettysneptunealienspeciescosmicaviaryresort.com Taa taa from the Rod Blog
When you are out and about, and you loose track of time, enjoy that time.