Dilly Dally
Today's story and sketch "by me" we are in the Mohave desert
at the Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort, filming Rescue Randy the most interesting leading man in the Galaxy and (worlds only living tissue crash test dummy) Randy is staring in his own TV series (The Stunt Man). Today is the filming of the Dilly Dally episode, Dilly Dally is a beautiful tall blond shuffleboard coach at the Playa Beautimus Resort. The scene opens with Dilly sending Randy a text that she is being held hostage by two four foot tall Grey Martians in her RV, the scene will be Randy jumping out of the "CC" Camera Camper you see in the back of this sketch, it will be filming in 3D as Randy free falls 127 miles per hour, like a human torpedo toward the RV. The camera will zoom in when Randy pulls the cord on his Ram Air Stunt Man Parachute, which fails to open, and Randy is filmed in 3d Slow motion as he is falling toward the RV. The Yucca tree you see will break Randy's fall. Randy will be a bit shaken with Yucca leaves sticking out of his crash test dummy living skin, and oozing a lot of test dummy blood. Randy will shake himself off and break down the RV door. The inside cameras will film Randy as he is Kung Fu fighting the two Martians, after the twelve minute fight, he subdues and ties up the two for JB in the chopper to arrest.
The closing scene you see Dilly carrying Randy into the sunset over her shoulder, up the dusty road headed to the Play Beautimus Trauma Center.
Until the next exciting episode of "The Stunt Man"
taa ta the Rod Blog.
Dilly Dally
Today's story and sketch "by me" we are in the Mohave desert
at the Playa Beautimus Retirement Resort, filming Rescue Randy the most interesting leading man in the Galaxy and (worlds only living tissue crash test dummy) Randy is staring in his own TV series (The Stunt Man). Today is the filming of the Dilly Dally episode, Dilly Dally is a beautiful tall blond shuffleboard coach at the Playa Beautimus Resort. The scene opens with Dilly sending Randy a text that she is being held hostage by two four foot tall Grey Martians in her RV, the scene will be Randy jumping out of the "CC" Camera Camper you see in the back of this sketch, it will be filming in 3D as Randy free falls 127 miles per hour, like a human torpedo toward the RV. The camera will zoom in when Randy pulls the cord on his Ram Air Stunt Man Parachute, which fails to open, and Randy is filmed in 3d Slow motion as he is falling toward the RV. The Yucca tree you see will break Randy's fall. Randy will be a bit shaken with Yucca leaves sticking out of his crash test dummy living skin, and oozing a lot of test dummy blood. Randy will shake himself off and break down the RV door. The inside cameras will film Randy as he is Kung Fu fighting the two Martians, after the twelve minute fight, he subdues and ties up the two for JB in the chopper to arrest.
The closing scene you see Dilly carrying Randy into the sunset over her shoulder, up the dusty road headed to the Play Beautimus Trauma Center.
Until the next exciting episode of "The Stunt Man"
taa ta the Rod Blog.