Emerald Bay
Wow today's story and sketch "by me" we have come very close to an explosive
incident with the residents of Emerald Bay, an exclusive beach colony in North Laguna Beach California. Some of the residents have fired surface to air missiles
at the new alien pilot from "FSU" Flying Stuff University pilot Captain Shag, a Phelopan from Sweatie One, one of the two Fallopian Moons just outside our galaxy, the Falopans from Sweatie 1 are known for being great pilots, because of there one large eye that never blinks, and the three super sensitive fingers on each of their for arms, and known for the ability to swivel their their heads 360 degrees above their long turkey type necks. But that is a story for another time.
The folks at Emerald Bay are very protective of their beach, some have compared
sneaking into the private beach as being like the Bermuda Triangle, people who
have snuck in are never seen again.
Captain Shag was really not fit for today's test flight, all of the test pilots
were at a Birthday Party for one of the Universities Trauma Centers Canadian
Triage Nurses. Captain Shag was the only test pilot who could walk this morning,
and had less than six of the favorite drinks of the all Illegal alien Canadian Medical staff which is the Maple Margarita, made from Maple Tequila produced
at the "FSUD" Flying Stuff University Distillery.
Residents fired two Rockets at the new unit the Quicksilver 29 as it entered
their air space, Shag's quick reactions prevented being struck by the Rockets,
but he is not out of trouble quite yet, you will notice the little old lady
who was walking her cute little Shitsu along the beach, saw the #29
enter the Emerald Bay Airspace, she saw the two missiles miss their target
that diapered into the beautiful blue Pacific, she jumped into the B&R Retro
Glider you see, took the Woopas Blaster, (standard weapon given to all residents
of Emerald Bay), out of the Glove Box and is in Pursuit of the #29.
We are not to sure how good a shot the old lady is, but Shag should be out of
her sight when Shag hits the thrusters to full power from the (BABO anti gravity
drive), and we hope to have more coverage of Shag's pilot seat of choice the
three legged Sweati One Milking Stool and its one strap restraint and emergency
ejection system, but until then taa ta the Rod Blog.
Emerald Bay
Wow today's story and sketch "by me" we have come very close to an explosive
incident with the residents of Emerald Bay, an exclusive beach colony in North Laguna Beach California. Some of the residents have fired surface to air missiles
at the new alien pilot from "FSU" Flying Stuff University pilot Captain Shag, a Phelopan from Sweatie One, one of the two Fallopian Moons just outside our galaxy, the Falopans from Sweatie 1 are known for being great pilots, because of there one large eye that never blinks, and the three super sensitive fingers on each of their for arms, and known for the ability to swivel their their heads 360 degrees above their long turkey type necks. But that is a story for another time.
The folks at Emerald Bay are very protective of their beach, some have compared
sneaking into the private beach as being like the Bermuda Triangle, people who
have snuck in are never seen again.
Captain Shag was really not fit for today's test flight, all of the test pilots
were at a Birthday Party for one of the Universities Trauma Centers Canadian
Triage Nurses. Captain Shag was the only test pilot who could walk this morning,
and had less than six of the favorite drinks of the all Illegal alien Canadian Medical staff which is the Maple Margarita, made from Maple Tequila produced
at the "FSUD" Flying Stuff University Distillery.
Residents fired two Rockets at the new unit the Quicksilver 29 as it entered
their air space, Shag's quick reactions prevented being struck by the Rockets,
but he is not out of trouble quite yet, you will notice the little old lady
who was walking her cute little Shitsu along the beach, saw the #29
enter the Emerald Bay Airspace, she saw the two missiles miss their target
that diapered into the beautiful blue Pacific, she jumped into the B&R Retro
Glider you see, took the Woopas Blaster, (standard weapon given to all residents
of Emerald Bay), out of the Glove Box and is in Pursuit of the #29.
We are not to sure how good a shot the old lady is, but Shag should be out of
her sight when Shag hits the thrusters to full power from the (BABO anti gravity
drive), and we hope to have more coverage of Shag's pilot seat of choice the
three legged Sweati One Milking Stool and its one strap restraint and emergency
ejection system, but until then taa ta the Rod Blog.