Forfar - Camp comes to Castle Street
Dramatis Personae:
Centre - Irana Frump, glam femme extraordinaire. Started life as a shepherd boy in the wilds of Montengro As legend has it, was kidnapped by wolves. Emerged from their lair as Irana. When questioned about her abduction, she said, "They were not pussy cats, dahrlink. This was Montenegro, not Kinettles, know what I mean..."
Right - Councillor Frank Patterson. Fights on an "A' thae' pensioners have had enough frae us" ticket. Policies include a draft of the over-60s to Afghanistan. Would scrap all old-age pensions. "Maist o' them have niver din a hand's turn" When challenged with, "But ye canna' shove yer granny aff the bus?", he riposted, "The buses are swarmin' wi' grey heids - we shid mak them a' pu' rickshaas." May be enobled and join the government.
Left - Rula Lensa, photographer, the real power behind the show. Orchestrates Frump and Patterson's every move through a regime of photo shoots and photo opps. Fears the statue might blink and ruin her shots. Claims to work for "Alright" magazine but we all know that isn't OK.
Behind - the Minders.
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Forfar - Camp comes to Castle Street
Dramatis Personae:
Centre - Irana Frump, glam femme extraordinaire. Started life as a shepherd boy in the wilds of Montengro As legend has it, was kidnapped by wolves. Emerged from their lair as Irana. When questioned about her abduction, she said, "They were not pussy cats, dahrlink. This was Montenegro, not Kinettles, know what I mean..."
Right - Councillor Frank Patterson. Fights on an "A' thae' pensioners have had enough frae us" ticket. Policies include a draft of the over-60s to Afghanistan. Would scrap all old-age pensions. "Maist o' them have niver din a hand's turn" When challenged with, "But ye canna' shove yer granny aff the bus?", he riposted, "The buses are swarmin' wi' grey heids - we shid mak them a' pu' rickshaas." May be enobled and join the government.
Left - Rula Lensa, photographer, the real power behind the show. Orchestrates Frump and Patterson's every move through a regime of photo shoots and photo opps. Fears the statue might blink and ruin her shots. Claims to work for "Alright" magazine but we all know that isn't OK.
Behind - the Minders.
Curious? Visit