how do I

How do I explain this one to the police?

 

You see my otherwise very docile cute little jack Russell Gracie has a few well how do I put it?? lets just say she has anger management issues.

 

Its not unusual to come home and find she has eaten the post we let play with the brown ones they are normally only bills. on one occasion we found her in the Back garden stood proudly aloft a not so lively looking wildebeest

 

And who could forget that time she attacked ,,,,,,,,maybe we should forget that time after all polar bears are getting rare .

 

Any how not sure who these bits and bobs belong to! just wish I could find the other foot erm no sorry the other shoe !!!!!!

 

Is that wrong????? Maybe I could I could try the reassemble spell?? worth a try me thinks

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