Ares Leviathan: Finest Hour
Ares Leviathan's Zombie Crush
Use only in an emergency! And only as a last resort. If you've done everything you can and zombies are about to get you, whip it out!
By drinking this magic soda, you gain all the awesome abilities of Ares Leviathan! You'll think like him, act like him and kill things just like him!
If you find yourself freaking out over a mushroom in your pizza whip this out and you'll find the peace of mind you need...by destroying that pizza...
Drink responsibly. Drinking more than one of these may keep you permanently in AL mode and you'll never stop killing things. Either that or you will have serious seizures, spasm frequently, die, undie, eat your friend's brains and/or explode. If you drink another whilst you are in the process of exploding, you will reverse the effects and begin imploding.
Ares Leviathan's Zombie Crush
Use only in an emergency! And only as a last resort. If you've done everything you can and zombies are about to get you, whip it out!
By drinking this magic soda, you gain all the awesome abilities of Ares Leviathan! You'll think like him, act like him and kill things just like him!
If you find yourself freaking out over a mushroom in your pizza whip this out and you'll find the peace of mind you need...by destroying that pizza...
Drink responsibly. Drinking more than one of these may keep you permanently in AL mode and you'll never stop killing things. Either that or you will have serious seizures, spasm frequently, die, undie, eat your friend's brains and/or explode. If you drink another whilst you are in the process of exploding, you will reverse the effects and begin imploding.