Antioch Arms Fair
"After King Arthur and his Knights killed the rabbit they decided to go to Antioch to up their firepower. The King himself chose a M60 7.62mm Machinegun - *The Beast* as it henceforth shell be known. Sir Galahad has to make do with the smaller calibre belt-fed SAW. Sir Bedevere's vision was obscured by his helmet again - so the arms dealer sold him a cheap M16A3; he now fancies himself the troops sniper - whatever. Sir Lancelot chose wisely - the shortened Commando version suits him well. He just likes to slice up peasant's with his bajonet. The King of Swamp Castle bought a Beretta and a couple more holy grenades. And Bond? Well - he's drunk again and has to make do with his AK for now."
Antioch Arms Fair
"After King Arthur and his Knights killed the rabbit they decided to go to Antioch to up their firepower. The King himself chose a M60 7.62mm Machinegun - *The Beast* as it henceforth shell be known. Sir Galahad has to make do with the smaller calibre belt-fed SAW. Sir Bedevere's vision was obscured by his helmet again - so the arms dealer sold him a cheap M16A3; he now fancies himself the troops sniper - whatever. Sir Lancelot chose wisely - the shortened Commando version suits him well. He just likes to slice up peasant's with his bajonet. The King of Swamp Castle bought a Beretta and a couple more holy grenades. And Bond? Well - he's drunk again and has to make do with his AK for now."