Poinsetter and Francesco

Francesco: "Arrivederci, big red dog! Why are you so sad?"

 

Poinsetter: *Sniff* "Well...the folks who used to be my owners got rid of me in a yard sale, and YOUR owner might do the same thing eventually!"

 

Me: "Oh, I certainly wouldn't! You and all the other plushies I bought are staying with me - you guys aren't going anywhere!"

 

Francesco: "Si, si, so cheer up, mi amico! Besides, why would you be so depressed when you have the same color scheme as Francesco?"

 

Poinsetter: .......

 

Me: "Uh, yeah...whatever you say, Francesco."

Done