Bed Hog 50-52

Ivy: Auntie Katie!

Katie: What? Whats wrong.

Holly: The petites are missing.

Katie: Ian get in here.

Ian: (Katie's brother) Whats up.

Katie: We have to hoist up Rocket I think she is sitting on my petites.

Ian: Mom got petite chocolates?

Katie: No they are my mini Blythes.

Ian: You have mini Blythes. What are they Blythe-Lite. All the strangeness half the price.

Me: Whats going on?

Katie: You look absurd.

Me: what are you talking about?

Katie: Where were you?

Me: Taking out the garbage.

Katie: No one takes out the garbage dressed in blue and white snowman pants with a green Santa pullover and an orange cordoroy shirt wearing Uggs!

Me: But I live in a building I don't have to go out in the street and I am cold.

Ian: I know you walk the dogs wearing flannel pajamas.

Me: Well, um....

Katie: Mom.

Me: What?

Katie: What exactly did you put in the garbage?

Me: Oh, theres the timer. The cake is ready.

Done