Wubba Wednesday

Rowan: Welcome to the Kind School of Etiquette.

My name is Rowan.

Wobbie: Where are you rowin too? (bok giggle)

Wex: I weaving!

Rowan: Your probation states you must stay.

Wex: BOK!!!!!!

Wobin: Why dwoes Pwig and Twoll get to swit on the nwice wellow seat?

Rowan: They have manners. They are only here to support you.

Bosco: Our Ewetiqiwiq is pwerfect.

Rowan: You have a lovely British accent!

Bosco: (gives her the "feather")

Rowan: Why are you Wubba's so nasty! You live in a good home, with lots of food and good beds and yet you are so cranky.

Walph: (Farts loudly.)

Rowan: I have nine big sisters that you know. Would you like them to come and sit on you?

Walph: No!

Rowan: No what?

Walph: No twank you.

Rowan: Then let the lessons begin,. .

Done