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Monster
This monster of a house spider thundered about the kitchen floor and chased me with jaws as big as a shark's gape and legs as long as the arms of giant octopuses, with a wild look like that of a hungry hyena and speed like that of a cheetah it made a massive lunge at my pale and fragile body... and in catatonic terror I froze into a large pillar of flesh where my sweat glands secreted an unmentionable stench which through my horror evolution had become repellant to such massively large monsters... so I made it... π the 100 kilo (at least) gargantuastic monster creature disappeared into in some nook or hole in the kitchen jungle because when I came to my senses the world was normal again...
.... and somewhere in my catatonic immobility, my photographing Dr. Jekyll came forward and took this photograph... which I have no recollection of... π
spider phobia.... perhaps one of the most illogical phobias up here in our cold north where no spider is a threat to us wretches..
Monster
This monster of a house spider thundered about the kitchen floor and chased me with jaws as big as a shark's gape and legs as long as the arms of giant octopuses, with a wild look like that of a hungry hyena and speed like that of a cheetah it made a massive lunge at my pale and fragile body... and in catatonic terror I froze into a large pillar of flesh where my sweat glands secreted an unmentionable stench which through my horror evolution had become repellant to such massively large monsters... so I made it... π the 100 kilo (at least) gargantuastic monster creature disappeared into in some nook or hole in the kitchen jungle because when I came to my senses the world was normal again...
.... and somewhere in my catatonic immobility, my photographing Dr. Jekyll came forward and took this photograph... which I have no recollection of... π
spider phobia.... perhaps one of the most illogical phobias up here in our cold north where no spider is a threat to us wretches..