Aston's Crab Wonton Feast with Mung Bean Sprouts and Veggie Chips

This was simply exquisite. After my meal, I was walking my MinPin, and saw a pizza delivery driver entering the neighborhood. I asked if he was going to my address. He said, "No." I replied, "Good, because if you were, you'd have been misled, because I don't eat that poop." It took him a minute to figure it out, but he proceeded with a grin. I love putting little sparks in people's days with wit.

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