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Jessie's Furry Friday Top Ten List
Top Ten Things I've Learned About Being a Pet - week 2
10. Despite what Mom says, nice, warm, stinky compost tastes great! I've only tried the vegetation variety, but I hear there is an animal variety that is also good.
9. Mom says that eating compost gives one a thing called "flatulence". I'm not sure what that is, but from Mom's reaction I take it that it is a bad thing.
8. Big brothers don't always play fair.
7. Mosquitoes are mean.
6. Any car door that is opened or closed within a half mile radius of the house poses a threat and requires loud verbal notification to all within the premises.
5. When all else is quiet, turning the pages of a book is also an annoyance and requires verbal notification to the offending party.
4. No matter how many times you pee nicely in the yard, if you do it just ONCE in the house your human will get all bent out of shape.
3. Don't let on that you know how to "sit", because then they will want you to "stay", and then "down"...it never ends. So just pretend to be a little stupid and be real inconsistent with "sit", and you will get lots of training treats and never have to learn all of that other stuff.
2. Your humans require help most of the time, but especially when cooking, getting out of the shower and dressing, and when gardening. You should NEVER abandon your human during any of these activities - even if they get silly and put peanut butter, baby powder, or dirt on your nose.
1. O.K., so there are still monsters in the basement, but you can VERY CAREFULLY poke your head around the corner of the stairs without them getting you.
Jessie's Furry Friday Top Ten List
Top Ten Things I've Learned About Being a Pet - week 2
10. Despite what Mom says, nice, warm, stinky compost tastes great! I've only tried the vegetation variety, but I hear there is an animal variety that is also good.
9. Mom says that eating compost gives one a thing called "flatulence". I'm not sure what that is, but from Mom's reaction I take it that it is a bad thing.
8. Big brothers don't always play fair.
7. Mosquitoes are mean.
6. Any car door that is opened or closed within a half mile radius of the house poses a threat and requires loud verbal notification to all within the premises.
5. When all else is quiet, turning the pages of a book is also an annoyance and requires verbal notification to the offending party.
4. No matter how many times you pee nicely in the yard, if you do it just ONCE in the house your human will get all bent out of shape.
3. Don't let on that you know how to "sit", because then they will want you to "stay", and then "down"...it never ends. So just pretend to be a little stupid and be real inconsistent with "sit", and you will get lots of training treats and never have to learn all of that other stuff.
2. Your humans require help most of the time, but especially when cooking, getting out of the shower and dressing, and when gardening. You should NEVER abandon your human during any of these activities - even if they get silly and put peanut butter, baby powder, or dirt on your nose.
1. O.K., so there are still monsters in the basement, but you can VERY CAREFULLY poke your head around the corner of the stairs without them getting you.