32-52: entitled
Dave: Eva, are you on the couch that you're not allowed on?
Eva: Nope.
Dave: Actually, you are. We have a strict no dogs on this new couch policy.
Eva: My answer to your question stands.
Dave: How is that?
Eva: I'm on the couch that you say I'm not allowed on. There is no such thing as a couch that I'm not allowed on.
Dave: I hate to break it to you, but you're not a lawyer.
Eva: You should have thought of that before you let me stream all of those episodes of Ally McBeal. Calista Flockheart is a national treasure.
Dave: I don't recall hooking you up with a streaming service to watch Ally McBeal.
Eva: You totally did. When you went kayaking the other day you left the remote on this couch with Disney Plus on.
Dave: On this couch?
Eva: Yup. Where did you expect me to watch Ally? On the floor with Bruno and Aggie? Ally would say that's a breach of our contract.
Dave: We don't have a contract.
Eva: It's an implied contract. With a remarkable amount of bias towards my specific unique needs.
Dave: Wow. Will you at least get off now?
Eva: As a show of good will, yes. But on an unrelated note - when are you going kayaking next?
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I turned around this morning and found Eva on the forbidden couch at the lake. She had even moved the cushions so she had a better chin rest. Love this dog, possibly partly because she has a loose respect for the rules.
32-52: entitled
Dave: Eva, are you on the couch that you're not allowed on?
Eva: Nope.
Dave: Actually, you are. We have a strict no dogs on this new couch policy.
Eva: My answer to your question stands.
Dave: How is that?
Eva: I'm on the couch that you say I'm not allowed on. There is no such thing as a couch that I'm not allowed on.
Dave: I hate to break it to you, but you're not a lawyer.
Eva: You should have thought of that before you let me stream all of those episodes of Ally McBeal. Calista Flockheart is a national treasure.
Dave: I don't recall hooking you up with a streaming service to watch Ally McBeal.
Eva: You totally did. When you went kayaking the other day you left the remote on this couch with Disney Plus on.
Dave: On this couch?
Eva: Yup. Where did you expect me to watch Ally? On the floor with Bruno and Aggie? Ally would say that's a breach of our contract.
Dave: We don't have a contract.
Eva: It's an implied contract. With a remarkable amount of bias towards my specific unique needs.
Dave: Wow. Will you at least get off now?
Eva: As a show of good will, yes. But on an unrelated note - when are you going kayaking next?
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I turned around this morning and found Eva on the forbidden couch at the lake. She had even moved the cushions so she had a better chin rest. Love this dog, possibly partly because she has a loose respect for the rules.