24-52: bathroom attendants

Dave: Um, guys, what's going on?

Eva: I was about to ask you the same thing.

Bruno: I rarely know what's going on.

Agnes: I want to know why the door is closed.

Dave: Well, I was about to go the the bathroom.

Agnes: Well, you're actually in the bathroom.

Eva: Yeah, now that you've successfully entered the bathroom, why don't you open the door so we can join you?

Dave: Because I was hoping for some privacy.

Eva: Karen and the kids are downstairs so you can have privacy with just us.

Agnes: Yup just the four of us.

Bruno: Did you bring cake?

Dave: Bruno, I did not bring cake into the bathroom.

Bruno: That's almost as disappointing as you not wanting to spend time with us.

Dave: I'll be out soon. You guys can just wait.

Eva: Is there another exit in there?

Dave: There is a small window.

Agnes: That's not good. You might escape through it. I really think I should be in there with you.

Dave: Seriously, can I have 5 minutes in the bathroom?

Bruno, Eva and Agnes: Sure.

Dave: Thank you.

Eva: Now open the door. That 5 minutes includes us. You watch us poop, so we get to watch you poop. It was part of the adoption contract.

 

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Sometimes I think there is no privacy when you have 3 dogs. Here they all are wanting to join me in the bathroom. This was admittedly a staged recreation of what happens when the bathroom door is only partly closed.

Done