25-52: Superhero

Agnes: Hey Dave, guess what I am?

Dave: Comfy and spoiled?

Agnes: Well, yes. But I was thinking more then that.

Dave: A puppy with healthy hips that have a full range of motion?

Agnes: Dude, think more creatively.

Dave: A horizontally oriented furry metronome?

Agnes: Nope. You are definitely not super at this game. I'm a Superhero!

Dave: Oh, I get it. Your legs are in Superman position so you must be Superman.

Agnes: Nope. Not Superman. Would it help if I sang the first few bars of my theme song?

Dave: Um...

Agnes: I'm going for it. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ...

Dave: You're BatMan?

Agnes: Nope. Try Again.

Dave: BatDog?

Agnes: Nope. I'll sing it all for you... NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, DOGBUTT! Want to hear my list of superpowers?

Dave: No thanks.

 

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DogButt may be the most childish and lamest dogversation that I've had to date. But somehow I couldn't resist. And in my defense I live with an 8 year old boy.

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