45-52 name tags
Dave: Hey Bru, what's with all of the name tags.
Bruno: Well, the other day Karen came in the kitchen and said in a really sweet voice "Who is Mr Handsome? He's just so sweet and handsome!". Then she gave me an extra big cuddle.
Dave: And that explains the name tags because ...
Bruno: Well, I'm trying to help her out. She seemed confused. Everyone knows that I'm Mr. Handsome. So the name tags are just to remind everyone who I am.
Dave: Mighty kind of you. And I agree with most of the nicknames, except I don't get the one that says "Hey you! I know you hear me! Stop eating ice and come inside. It's cold out and I'm not wearing shoes."
Bruno: Oh, that seems to be a seasonal nickname.
Dave: Seasonal nickname?
Bruno: Sure is. You only seem to call me that when it's cold and there's ice on the deck. You humans are an odd species.
Dave: Well, I guess I can't argue with that. But there is one issue with your plan.
Bruno: Impossible.
Dave: You don't have any name tag saying "Mr. Handsome"
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It may be just us but out dogs really do seem to acquire lots of nicknames. Maybe the number of names he has to remember is why he has trouble learning new tricks.
45-52 name tags
Dave: Hey Bru, what's with all of the name tags.
Bruno: Well, the other day Karen came in the kitchen and said in a really sweet voice "Who is Mr Handsome? He's just so sweet and handsome!". Then she gave me an extra big cuddle.
Dave: And that explains the name tags because ...
Bruno: Well, I'm trying to help her out. She seemed confused. Everyone knows that I'm Mr. Handsome. So the name tags are just to remind everyone who I am.
Dave: Mighty kind of you. And I agree with most of the nicknames, except I don't get the one that says "Hey you! I know you hear me! Stop eating ice and come inside. It's cold out and I'm not wearing shoes."
Bruno: Oh, that seems to be a seasonal nickname.
Dave: Seasonal nickname?
Bruno: Sure is. You only seem to call me that when it's cold and there's ice on the deck. You humans are an odd species.
Dave: Well, I guess I can't argue with that. But there is one issue with your plan.
Bruno: Impossible.
Dave: You don't have any name tag saying "Mr. Handsome"
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It may be just us but out dogs really do seem to acquire lots of nicknames. Maybe the number of names he has to remember is why he has trouble learning new tricks.