criminal intent
Bruno: Have you ever had the sudden impulse to do something against the law?
Dave: Nope. Is this your way of telling me that you're a smooth criminal?
Bruno: Nope. I'm too fluffy to be considered smooth. I'm just saying that sometimes it's tough to stay in the good boy book.
Bruno: Are you talking about the time that you ate two thirds of Julia's hamburger while you were riding in the backseat with her?
Bruno: No. I wasn't thinking about that. But now that you mention it that was yummy.
Dave: Are you talking about the time that you escaped your kennel and literally pooped on an oscillating fan?
Bruno: Nope. Not that. But in my defence I was a puppy. And the outcome was not as bad as it could have been.
Dave: Then are you talking about the time when you got excited and tried to jump on the dining room table but only managed to pull off the table cloth and an entire Lego village that the kids had set up.
Bruno: Nope. But in my defence I did not eat any of those Legos at that point in time.
Dave: Fair enough. But, I am perplexed by your question about criminal impulses.
Bruno: Oh, that's quite simple. I really want to eat this tag but it clearly says that it's not to be removed under the penalty of law. Do you know how tempting it is to put that on a dangly piece of paper? It's killing me.
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A little something from last summer. I was looking through the archives and spotted this one that I never processed at the time. We were making the bed, but for some reason he didn't want to get off it.
criminal intent
Bruno: Have you ever had the sudden impulse to do something against the law?
Dave: Nope. Is this your way of telling me that you're a smooth criminal?
Bruno: Nope. I'm too fluffy to be considered smooth. I'm just saying that sometimes it's tough to stay in the good boy book.
Bruno: Are you talking about the time that you ate two thirds of Julia's hamburger while you were riding in the backseat with her?
Bruno: No. I wasn't thinking about that. But now that you mention it that was yummy.
Dave: Are you talking about the time that you escaped your kennel and literally pooped on an oscillating fan?
Bruno: Nope. Not that. But in my defence I was a puppy. And the outcome was not as bad as it could have been.
Dave: Then are you talking about the time when you got excited and tried to jump on the dining room table but only managed to pull off the table cloth and an entire Lego village that the kids had set up.
Bruno: Nope. But in my defence I did not eat any of those Legos at that point in time.
Dave: Fair enough. But, I am perplexed by your question about criminal impulses.
Bruno: Oh, that's quite simple. I really want to eat this tag but it clearly says that it's not to be removed under the penalty of law. Do you know how tempting it is to put that on a dangly piece of paper? It's killing me.
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A little something from last summer. I was looking through the archives and spotted this one that I never processed at the time. We were making the bed, but for some reason he didn't want to get off it.