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TAG: Interview...?
Oh of course I would choose Landon. What did you people expect?
Thank you Mattie for tagging me :D
1. What was your childhood like?
Pretty fun, actually. Aside from the whole "no parents" thing...
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
That's pretty deep for the second fucking question... but... you know.
3. How much do you weigh?
I don't fucking know, too much? I think I've gained weight...
It's all those "munchies" binges...
Hehe...
4. Have you ever loved and lost? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
Sorta, yeah...
5. What do you do for a living, and why?
Hehehe...
Let's skip this question...
6. What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
Oh fuck, I listen to, like, everything. Mostly heavy metal, I guess... and yeah, I play drums and guitar... and I know a little about pianos.
7. How old are you?
17, bruh.
8. What is the most annoying thing in the world?
Assholes who interrupt my private time...
9. What is your favorite word?
Toke *sticks out tongue*
And you were doing so well, I'm dissappointed...
Hehehe...
10. Do you have any interesting hobbies?... other than smoking weed...
Aw shit... uuh I play in a band... and uh...
This is difficult for you...
*laughing* Shut the fuck up!
11. What's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you...?
One time this chick [bleeep]ed my [bleep]...
..the prompt tells me to ask for more but I don't want to know...
Good, 'cus I ain't tellin' *winks*
12. Everyone has an adrenaline fix, what's yours?
Pissing off the Ginger-Cu-
OK let's move along
13. What do you do to relax at the end of a long day?
Alright, I've got a fucking schedule. First, take a few hits from... whatever I feel like using that night, you know, gotta keep it interesting, keep yah guessin.
Mhm...
Second, take off my pants. This step sometimes comes first, but only if I'm wearing skinny jeans. Third, whip out my [bleep] and jerk it to some [bleep] getting her [bleep] [bleep]ed.
How profound...
14. Do you have any obsessions?
...naw, obsessions are for crazy people.
*cough*Stella*cough*
Shut the fuck up! *blushes*
15. What is your nationality?
'Merican! Like I should be!
16. What languages can you speak?
English, a little bit of Spanish and a bit of Hebrew.
17. If you could own ANY animal in the world as a pet, what would it be?
Aaw fuck man, I'd have a panda. They're so fucking chill...
18. What do others think your best quality is?
I dunno, my dick?
19. Who do you consider to be your hero?
Probably my older brother... I guess?
20. Have you ever been in a fight? Did you win?
Course I've been in a fight! A few, actually... heh... next question?
21. What's a random thing you find yourself doing every day?
Masturbating. *nods*
22. SPEED FAVORITES GO! Book, Movie, Game, Food, Drink, Color!?
Oh holy fuck ok... um... I don't fucking read, The Human Centipede, uh... pizza?...Red Bull, blue... that's everything, right?
23. Where is your house located and what is it like? Do you live alone or does someone live with you?
I used to live in California, but now I'm stuck in shit-hole Maine in a house (it's a mansion, btw) full of assholes.
24. What is the most sentimental thing you own and why?
Two things. My beanie and one of my pairs of drums sticks. Both belonged to my brother.
25. Are you in a relationship? How's it working out for you?
Uh... it's complicated.
26. What's the worst you've ever been injured or sick?
One time Stella kicked me in the balls so hard I couldn't walk right for a couple of days and they went all black and blue...
27. What scares you the most?
Uh... I dunno, giant squids? Those are pretty fucked up, you ever seen one?
28. Something random about you that people don't know?
Uh, I'm Jewish? I had a bar mitzvah when I was 13 and I usually wear a yamaka under my beanie...
29. Do you have any pets?
Haha nope but I could, if you let me have your pussy *winks*
Oh please God tell me this is over soon...
30. Okay that's all! Thank Christ! What did you think of this interview?
It was fucking stupid. I'm out of here.
Pardon the rude language, I couldn't resist making him... silly? XD;; Someone should tag me again, because I really enjoyed this tag and would love to do it for another character XD
TAG: Interview...?
Oh of course I would choose Landon. What did you people expect?
Thank you Mattie for tagging me :D
1. What was your childhood like?
Pretty fun, actually. Aside from the whole "no parents" thing...
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
That's pretty deep for the second fucking question... but... you know.
3. How much do you weigh?
I don't fucking know, too much? I think I've gained weight...
It's all those "munchies" binges...
Hehe...
4. Have you ever loved and lost? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
Sorta, yeah...
5. What do you do for a living, and why?
Hehehe...
Let's skip this question...
6. What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones?
Oh fuck, I listen to, like, everything. Mostly heavy metal, I guess... and yeah, I play drums and guitar... and I know a little about pianos.
7. How old are you?
17, bruh.
8. What is the most annoying thing in the world?
Assholes who interrupt my private time...
9. What is your favorite word?
Toke *sticks out tongue*
And you were doing so well, I'm dissappointed...
Hehehe...
10. Do you have any interesting hobbies?... other than smoking weed...
Aw shit... uuh I play in a band... and uh...
This is difficult for you...
*laughing* Shut the fuck up!
11. What's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you...?
One time this chick [bleeep]ed my [bleep]...
..the prompt tells me to ask for more but I don't want to know...
Good, 'cus I ain't tellin' *winks*
12. Everyone has an adrenaline fix, what's yours?
Pissing off the Ginger-Cu-
OK let's move along
13. What do you do to relax at the end of a long day?
Alright, I've got a fucking schedule. First, take a few hits from... whatever I feel like using that night, you know, gotta keep it interesting, keep yah guessin.
Mhm...
Second, take off my pants. This step sometimes comes first, but only if I'm wearing skinny jeans. Third, whip out my [bleep] and jerk it to some [bleep] getting her [bleep] [bleep]ed.
How profound...
14. Do you have any obsessions?
...naw, obsessions are for crazy people.
*cough*Stella*cough*
Shut the fuck up! *blushes*
15. What is your nationality?
'Merican! Like I should be!
16. What languages can you speak?
English, a little bit of Spanish and a bit of Hebrew.
17. If you could own ANY animal in the world as a pet, what would it be?
Aaw fuck man, I'd have a panda. They're so fucking chill...
18. What do others think your best quality is?
I dunno, my dick?
19. Who do you consider to be your hero?
Probably my older brother... I guess?
20. Have you ever been in a fight? Did you win?
Course I've been in a fight! A few, actually... heh... next question?
21. What's a random thing you find yourself doing every day?
Masturbating. *nods*
22. SPEED FAVORITES GO! Book, Movie, Game, Food, Drink, Color!?
Oh holy fuck ok... um... I don't fucking read, The Human Centipede, uh... pizza?...Red Bull, blue... that's everything, right?
23. Where is your house located and what is it like? Do you live alone or does someone live with you?
I used to live in California, but now I'm stuck in shit-hole Maine in a house (it's a mansion, btw) full of assholes.
24. What is the most sentimental thing you own and why?
Two things. My beanie and one of my pairs of drums sticks. Both belonged to my brother.
25. Are you in a relationship? How's it working out for you?
Uh... it's complicated.
26. What's the worst you've ever been injured or sick?
One time Stella kicked me in the balls so hard I couldn't walk right for a couple of days and they went all black and blue...
27. What scares you the most?
Uh... I dunno, giant squids? Those are pretty fucked up, you ever seen one?
28. Something random about you that people don't know?
Uh, I'm Jewish? I had a bar mitzvah when I was 13 and I usually wear a yamaka under my beanie...
29. Do you have any pets?
Haha nope but I could, if you let me have your pussy *winks*
Oh please God tell me this is over soon...
30. Okay that's all! Thank Christ! What did you think of this interview?
It was fucking stupid. I'm out of here.
Pardon the rude language, I couldn't resist making him... silly? XD;; Someone should tag me again, because I really enjoyed this tag and would love to do it for another character XD