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Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”

Tchr: Kaun kon si?

Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

 

 

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

 

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

 

 

By: Raj

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

 

 

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana

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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

 

 

By: sangeeta

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?

BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,

Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai

 

 

By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete

 

 

By: gurav

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

santa 2 banta ---yaar nind nahi aa rahi.

banta----koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.

 

 

By: Mithun

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

 

 

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai."

 

 

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

 

 

By: darshan

In Hindi Jokes SMS

SMS to Mobile

 

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati

 

 

 

Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

 

 

 

Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

 

 

By: Sandeep

In Hindi Jokes SMS

 

 

 

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