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Caught in Jungle Viper's Trap!
As Recondo's team begins to move out, the bushes around them start to rustle
Recondo: I said be quiet!
Barbecue: It’s not me you bloody frrrruit!
Then a wooden cage drops down from the trees and traps them!
Barbecue: Bloody ‘ell!!!
A dark figure emerges from right beside them and is quickly flanked by a Cobra Officer and a Range Viper
Cobra Officer: Drop your weapons!
Range Viper: Or your dead meat!
Dataframe: Son of a bitch!
Barbecue: This cage will never hold me! I’ll cut through with me axe!
Cobra Officer: Do it and die Joe!
Range Viper: Hand over that computer old man!
Dataframe: Come and get it scum bag!
Jungle Viper: Wait! The jungle whispers to me… There was three of them… And the one missing is named… Recondo… Recondo! Yes, very interesting… Get those prisoners back to base. I’ll find Recondo… I know exactly how to deal with him…
The Jungle Viper melts into the darkness
Dataframe: Recondo’s gonna tear you a new one, you pupil missing sideshow freak!
Barbecue: Yeah! He’s gonna frrree us! And then I’m gonna gut you like a fish!
Cobra Officer: Save it Joe. That’s a Jungle Viper. He’s no ordinary man. You’ve never seen anything like him. He was perched beside you this whole time and you didn’t have a clue.
Range Viper: If it were possible for him, I think he’s even gonna have some fun with this.
Cobra Officer: Your comrade has no chance against a Jungle Viper! He owns the jungle. Your friend is as good as ours!
Caught in Jungle Viper's Trap!
As Recondo's team begins to move out, the bushes around them start to rustle
Recondo: I said be quiet!
Barbecue: It’s not me you bloody frrrruit!
Then a wooden cage drops down from the trees and traps them!
Barbecue: Bloody ‘ell!!!
A dark figure emerges from right beside them and is quickly flanked by a Cobra Officer and a Range Viper
Cobra Officer: Drop your weapons!
Range Viper: Or your dead meat!
Dataframe: Son of a bitch!
Barbecue: This cage will never hold me! I’ll cut through with me axe!
Cobra Officer: Do it and die Joe!
Range Viper: Hand over that computer old man!
Dataframe: Come and get it scum bag!
Jungle Viper: Wait! The jungle whispers to me… There was three of them… And the one missing is named… Recondo… Recondo! Yes, very interesting… Get those prisoners back to base. I’ll find Recondo… I know exactly how to deal with him…
The Jungle Viper melts into the darkness
Dataframe: Recondo’s gonna tear you a new one, you pupil missing sideshow freak!
Barbecue: Yeah! He’s gonna frrree us! And then I’m gonna gut you like a fish!
Cobra Officer: Save it Joe. That’s a Jungle Viper. He’s no ordinary man. You’ve never seen anything like him. He was perched beside you this whole time and you didn’t have a clue.
Range Viper: If it were possible for him, I think he’s even gonna have some fun with this.
Cobra Officer: Your comrade has no chance against a Jungle Viper! He owns the jungle. Your friend is as good as ours!