Perfect Pet

Truck: That is the perfect pet! How do we go about acquiring such a creature? I shall feed her raisins and parsnips, and call her Bucket.

 

Me: Truck, she is one of a kind, just like you, and she already has a family. Sorry!

 

Truck: Lame. It's hard having exclusive taste.

 

Me: What does that even mean?

 

Truck: *Shrugs*

Done