forced perspective contest entry

''It all started when I got on the plane. Big, large, filled with troops. Preparing to fight the ''Axis Powers''. A long ride, preparing parachutes and talking to other soldiers about our home lives. Eventually, the time came. Half the soldiers looked like they were going to wet themselves, but i was prepared.

Well, almost prepared.....

Of course, my parachute would get stuck on a tree. Ive managed to deattach all but one of the strings of my parachute, but those Germans are d*** fast. Hopefully i can get lose and eventually return home.''

Done