The ABC and D's of Screws

Created for The Hypothetical Awards' FINDERS KEEPERS mini-challenge.

 

Found this book on the side of the road...old-time, hardware manual...such a weird thing for someone to just toss out of their window of the car unless...

 

"Like, are you a complete asshole, or what?" Jen shouted at the young, pimply-faced teen driving the car. He attempts to utter some kind of response but, is cut off mid-sentence..."I said, 'a book on how to screw'! She takes the thing and flings it out of the passenger side window and then slumps down in the seat, arms folded in front of her, sour look on her face and a exasperated. "hrmpft!" expelled for effect.

 

When Wally got home, after dropping Jennifer off at the local A&W, he parked the Ford Pinto and attempted to slip in quietly...

 

"Waaalllyy! is that you?" came the shrieking inquiry from upstairs.

He blew out a breath of resignation and replied, "Yes Mom, it is..."

"Whaaatt! What did you say?"

He kicks at the cat purring around his legs and yells up, "Yes Mom! It is me!"

Done