The Fart Mart
"Good day sir, how may I help you?"
"Ah yes, I'm looking to buy a box of farts, please."
"Certainly, you've come to the right place. We have the largest selection in the city. Is there anything in particular that you were looking for?"
"Well, sort of... this is my first time procuring my umm... flatulence, you might say. I usually just go about it the traditional way with beer, knackwurst and garbanzo beans."
"Yes, well, let's start with how many do you need?"
"Hmm, well... what sizes do they come in?"
"Sir, they are all the same size however, depending on desired output, a box of twelve might do you fine but, let's say you're hosting a soiree with guests that will truly be offended, you might want to opt for the party box which has a whopping one hundred and twenty. As we say here at The Fart Mart, the more you put past your fang, the bigger the bang!"
The Fart Mart
"Good day sir, how may I help you?"
"Ah yes, I'm looking to buy a box of farts, please."
"Certainly, you've come to the right place. We have the largest selection in the city. Is there anything in particular that you were looking for?"
"Well, sort of... this is my first time procuring my umm... flatulence, you might say. I usually just go about it the traditional way with beer, knackwurst and garbanzo beans."
"Yes, well, let's start with how many do you need?"
"Hmm, well... what sizes do they come in?"
"Sir, they are all the same size however, depending on desired output, a box of twelve might do you fine but, let's say you're hosting a soiree with guests that will truly be offended, you might want to opt for the party box which has a whopping one hundred and twenty. As we say here at The Fart Mart, the more you put past your fang, the bigger the bang!"