Hyperbolic Illumination Cube (Ceroplastic Variant)

"Why, a trained scientist couldn't unravel the inherent qualities of such a confounded doodad! And that's not mentioning the other seven-eighths of the discerning public, god bless their souls. Hike your hitch and beat it, bub! We ain't interested in your contraption, no matter what you proclaim it does! Good day!"

"But, coloured lights can hypnotize..."

"Out!"

Done