I Declare
Through the grapevine, I heard Dr. Helga is running for office... a bunch of them actually. Well, I will have none of it, not without a fight anyway. So... I am putting myself forward and hope that folk will appreciate how I will chop the deficit, axe fewer jobs, relying on attrition instead and hack.. Hack... HACK!!! Umm, sorry... I mean back my running mate (a hedgehog named Frank... Norman, like, wtf!) with his campaign also.
- What's your platform?
Two of them actually and both with four inch heels... hey! It was the 70's man!
- What office(s) are you running for?
Nuthin' fancy or too ambitious actually... Supreme Ruler of the Universe oughta do
- Why are you qualified to run?
Both legs still work rather well and I'm scared shitless of the grieved ones chasing me!
- Who's your running mate?
As mentioned above, Frank... it's a nice name.
- Do you have any skeletons in the closet?
Me? Ha! You must be kidding!
68/365 2019
I Declare
Through the grapevine, I heard Dr. Helga is running for office... a bunch of them actually. Well, I will have none of it, not without a fight anyway. So... I am putting myself forward and hope that folk will appreciate how I will chop the deficit, axe fewer jobs, relying on attrition instead and hack.. Hack... HACK!!! Umm, sorry... I mean back my running mate (a hedgehog named Frank... Norman, like, wtf!) with his campaign also.
- What's your platform?
Two of them actually and both with four inch heels... hey! It was the 70's man!
- What office(s) are you running for?
Nuthin' fancy or too ambitious actually... Supreme Ruler of the Universe oughta do
- Why are you qualified to run?
Both legs still work rather well and I'm scared shitless of the grieved ones chasing me!
- Who's your running mate?
As mentioned above, Frank... it's a nice name.
- Do you have any skeletons in the closet?
Me? Ha! You must be kidding!
68/365 2019