Towards the Light
Haven't had a ramble in a while so, here it goes:
Hey! How you doing? You're looking especially fine tonight, you all. It's a cold Canadian night and everyone here has shown up like the red carpet awaits. Well, congrats! Job well done. Me, I threw on some jeans and a white t-shirt and said, "Hell man! I am NOT going out in that weather, no matter what!" But, of coarse, I did. And here I am, attired as mentioned, and here you are, splendid in all your finery, and I gotta ask, "Didn't you have anything better to do?" Ya, ya, sure! times are tough, money is tight, the government is robbing you of every nickel and shekel it can get its greedy, little paws on and the Super Bowl half-time show was a bit of a let down, well in my opinion anyways. I haven't seen (saw?) many Super Bowls in the past but, I don't think I've missed a half-time show since the 2000's began. Maybe it should have rained? Although, I think Mr. Timberlake might have scurried back into that tunnel when he saw the conditions and said, "Hell man! I am NOT going out in that weather, no matter what!"
(Cue the bossa nova music)
...and lastly, a man from Canada has broken the world's record for most boring words associated with a picture on Flickr. When asked for comment on his amazing feat he responded, "I always aim for the light... for the light."
*Note: all textures my own, unless specifically credited.
Towards the Light
Haven't had a ramble in a while so, here it goes:
Hey! How you doing? You're looking especially fine tonight, you all. It's a cold Canadian night and everyone here has shown up like the red carpet awaits. Well, congrats! Job well done. Me, I threw on some jeans and a white t-shirt and said, "Hell man! I am NOT going out in that weather, no matter what!" But, of coarse, I did. And here I am, attired as mentioned, and here you are, splendid in all your finery, and I gotta ask, "Didn't you have anything better to do?" Ya, ya, sure! times are tough, money is tight, the government is robbing you of every nickel and shekel it can get its greedy, little paws on and the Super Bowl half-time show was a bit of a let down, well in my opinion anyways. I haven't seen (saw?) many Super Bowls in the past but, I don't think I've missed a half-time show since the 2000's began. Maybe it should have rained? Although, I think Mr. Timberlake might have scurried back into that tunnel when he saw the conditions and said, "Hell man! I am NOT going out in that weather, no matter what!"
(Cue the bossa nova music)
...and lastly, a man from Canada has broken the world's record for most boring words associated with a picture on Flickr. When asked for comment on his amazing feat he responded, "I always aim for the light... for the light."
*Note: all textures my own, unless specifically credited.