The Procrastinator
Created for Artistic Manipulation Group's Mixmaster Challenge #20 - current, presiding Chef: Beth Rosengard
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You have to use the magnifier, or click on this Larger Version to read it. However, as a courtesy to my customers, bazillions of fans and to anyone who just can't stand the shit I write but, secretly glance at it when their significant other isn't around, here is what it says:
NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES
Things to do today (cross out 1st one) today (cross this out too) today!!!
- look up the meaning of "epistolary" (and then use it in an intelligent sentence, preferably in front of that old fuddyduddy, Mrs. Birchbark)
- get the snow tires on the car! IMPORTANT!!!! The winter has already started and your sliding around out there like some damned fool!
- make today (see above) the day you finally stop drinking! For God's sake, you're killing yourself, man!
- find out about this medical marijuana thing
- do one thing nice for a stranger, like maybe not yell curse words at the f***in (crossed out) idiot in front of you who didn't put on their turn signal
- if a stranger is not available, do something nice for someone you know (since they're probably in the car with you, it might have to be some kind of
alternative gesture like, oh I don't know, offer advice on how to not drive like that f***in (crossed out) idiot up there)
- from the Walmart: can of tuna fish, new undies ("the whites, dude!"),
the latest paperback by Ballshall Harrison, "Note To Self - 49 Ways to use Epistolary in a sentence", (might be in Automotive)
chalk, chalk paint, paint brush, brussels sproats
talc, talcum powder, powder muscle, Muscle Shoals (the movie)
peat, peat moss, mossy woods, Woodstock (the t-shirt)
a t-shirt that says, "My Parents were at Woodstock and all they brought me back was this..."
The Procrastinator
Created for Artistic Manipulation Group's Mixmaster Challenge #20 - current, presiding Chef: Beth Rosengard
.
_____________________________________________
You have to use the magnifier, or click on this Larger Version to read it. However, as a courtesy to my customers, bazillions of fans and to anyone who just can't stand the shit I write but, secretly glance at it when their significant other isn't around, here is what it says:
NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES NOTES
Things to do today (cross out 1st one) today (cross this out too) today!!!
- look up the meaning of "epistolary" (and then use it in an intelligent sentence, preferably in front of that old fuddyduddy, Mrs. Birchbark)
- get the snow tires on the car! IMPORTANT!!!! The winter has already started and your sliding around out there like some damned fool!
- make today (see above) the day you finally stop drinking! For God's sake, you're killing yourself, man!
- find out about this medical marijuana thing
- do one thing nice for a stranger, like maybe not yell curse words at the f***in (crossed out) idiot in front of you who didn't put on their turn signal
- if a stranger is not available, do something nice for someone you know (since they're probably in the car with you, it might have to be some kind of
alternative gesture like, oh I don't know, offer advice on how to not drive like that f***in (crossed out) idiot up there)
- from the Walmart: can of tuna fish, new undies ("the whites, dude!"),
the latest paperback by Ballshall Harrison, "Note To Self - 49 Ways to use Epistolary in a sentence", (might be in Automotive)
chalk, chalk paint, paint brush, brussels sproats
talc, talcum powder, powder muscle, Muscle Shoals (the movie)
peat, peat moss, mossy woods, Woodstock (the t-shirt)
a t-shirt that says, "My Parents were at Woodstock and all they brought me back was this..."