The Comp-Stompee's Revenge
True Confessions: "I was just an innocent victim trying to have some fun!"
"Umm go...no wait! Stop! No, go with caution...wait! Staaaahhhhpppp!" Mildred was trying to teach her sixteen year-old boy to drive.
The pimply-faced kid behind the wheel says to his mom, who has her head on the dash and buried in her hands, "What's going on over there?"
She lifts her head and looks to her right, "I don't know."
And little did they know, or could they know that taking place right before their eyes was a grievous, viscous act. (Oh my!) Yes, because, at that very moment... (key the suspenseful organ music) a comp-stomped victim was taking his revenge.
The whole, ugly affair started earlier that evening:
"Well, I was just out trying to snap a few keepsakes, you know, to show the grandkids someday..."
Little did he know that this had happened moments earlier, perpetrated by this man. In a rage, this man the comp-stompee, roamed the streets looking for anyone, anyone at all, to inflict his exacting revenge upon.
"Ya, so like I was saying, I was just minding my own business, setting up my tripod, you know, to take a photo under the bridge. Besides, I once took Little Billie with me to an afternoon open mic at Where Heads Meet and he really liked it. Well, all of a sudden...
You guessed it, this happened. It is a sad, sad world we live in... sad, sad world...
*Oh, of note: The police are actively looking for this man, apparently as an eye-witness to the whole gruesome affair.
The Comp-Stompee's Revenge
True Confessions: "I was just an innocent victim trying to have some fun!"
"Umm go...no wait! Stop! No, go with caution...wait! Staaaahhhhpppp!" Mildred was trying to teach her sixteen year-old boy to drive.
The pimply-faced kid behind the wheel says to his mom, who has her head on the dash and buried in her hands, "What's going on over there?"
She lifts her head and looks to her right, "I don't know."
And little did they know, or could they know that taking place right before their eyes was a grievous, viscous act. (Oh my!) Yes, because, at that very moment... (key the suspenseful organ music) a comp-stomped victim was taking his revenge.
The whole, ugly affair started earlier that evening:
"Well, I was just out trying to snap a few keepsakes, you know, to show the grandkids someday..."
Little did he know that this had happened moments earlier, perpetrated by this man. In a rage, this man the comp-stompee, roamed the streets looking for anyone, anyone at all, to inflict his exacting revenge upon.
"Ya, so like I was saying, I was just minding my own business, setting up my tripod, you know, to take a photo under the bridge. Besides, I once took Little Billie with me to an afternoon open mic at Where Heads Meet and he really liked it. Well, all of a sudden...
You guessed it, this happened. It is a sad, sad world we live in... sad, sad world...
*Oh, of note: The police are actively looking for this man, apparently as an eye-witness to the whole gruesome affair.