This is an ex-Parrot!
"Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk."
"Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords"
"Pinin' for the fjords?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?"
"The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!"
This is an ex-Parrot!
"Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk."
"Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords"
"Pinin' for the fjords?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?"
"The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!"