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Rincewind
Note the remarkable resemblance to the Standee???-Rincewind's magical ability is almost nonexistent. He never passed an exam at Unseen University. The highest score he received was 2% for spelling his name right. It has been estimated that when Rincewind dies, the average magical ability for the species will go up a fraction. What he cannot spell right, apparently, is his job description, because he has WIZZARD written in large letters on his pointy hat. The reason for this incompetence lies within an incident where he opened the Octavo and one of the great eight spells of the creator jumped out and settled down in his brain. This spell frightened off any other spells which Rincewind tried to learn. Nevertheless, he managed to do some impressive magic on very few occasions most often without his consent, although once he was able to mentally unlock a door through apparently no efforts or powers but his own (albeit at great strain)
Rincewind
Note the remarkable resemblance to the Standee???-Rincewind's magical ability is almost nonexistent. He never passed an exam at Unseen University. The highest score he received was 2% for spelling his name right. It has been estimated that when Rincewind dies, the average magical ability for the species will go up a fraction. What he cannot spell right, apparently, is his job description, because he has WIZZARD written in large letters on his pointy hat. The reason for this incompetence lies within an incident where he opened the Octavo and one of the great eight spells of the creator jumped out and settled down in his brain. This spell frightened off any other spells which Rincewind tried to learn. Nevertheless, he managed to do some impressive magic on very few occasions most often without his consent, although once he was able to mentally unlock a door through apparently no efforts or powers but his own (albeit at great strain)