Frank_Bruce
We are NOT alone: UFO
2005-07-24 Last night we spoke of the re-appearance of strange red discs in the warm night time air. "UFOs," said one; "Weather baloons," exclaimed someone else. Apparently these enigmatic orbs flicker in the sky around the Fourth of July, atleast for the past couple of years. Someone seated furthest away from me at the table offered the following: "Famed UFO author Brent Siemens claims that he was abducted by aliens one dark night on the Fourth. He swears that he was transported into a spacecraft; one of the red discs themselves! Siemens did confess that he was probably drugged as his memory of the event is hazy. At any rate, he claims his wife could not account for his whereabouts for three hours on the night of the Fourth this past July". It was then I recalled seeing something in People Magazine about Brent Siemens' abductions. Apparently aliens are fascinated with him as they routinely abduct him. The article cited a chilling pattern of abduction times; always late on weekend nights between the hours of 1:30 AM and 2:00 AM. Brent Siemens often would not be returned from his abductors until late morning. Sometimes his body bore evidence of ghastly experiments that the aliens conducted on his skin. His neck would have patches of red bruising on it, no doubt from a mechanical octopus-like alien probe (or so claims Siemens). His back would be replete with long scratches, and a strange reddish oil-based substance was frequently rubbed around his mouth and lips. Siemens also alleges to have undergone a series of decontamination bathings, probably so as not to infect the alien air with earthly bacteria which could be harmful to them. Oddly enough, the decontamination fluid bore an uncanny resemblance to a popular Mervyn's Department Store perfume. Everyone at the table nodded. We all agreed that it was a perplexing tale. Someone else recalled that Siemens' wife eventually left him. I shook my head in disgust. Apparently she was a little sick-n-tired of her husband's weekend abductions. How could she leave him? The poor man lives day to day never knowing when the red discs will come for him again. When our group of friends departed for their homes, we were each more than a little un-nerved. I walked quickly to my car with both eyes on the sky.
We are NOT alone: UFO
2005-07-24 Last night we spoke of the re-appearance of strange red discs in the warm night time air. "UFOs," said one; "Weather baloons," exclaimed someone else. Apparently these enigmatic orbs flicker in the sky around the Fourth of July, atleast for the past couple of years. Someone seated furthest away from me at the table offered the following: "Famed UFO author Brent Siemens claims that he was abducted by aliens one dark night on the Fourth. He swears that he was transported into a spacecraft; one of the red discs themselves! Siemens did confess that he was probably drugged as his memory of the event is hazy. At any rate, he claims his wife could not account for his whereabouts for three hours on the night of the Fourth this past July". It was then I recalled seeing something in People Magazine about Brent Siemens' abductions. Apparently aliens are fascinated with him as they routinely abduct him. The article cited a chilling pattern of abduction times; always late on weekend nights between the hours of 1:30 AM and 2:00 AM. Brent Siemens often would not be returned from his abductors until late morning. Sometimes his body bore evidence of ghastly experiments that the aliens conducted on his skin. His neck would have patches of red bruising on it, no doubt from a mechanical octopus-like alien probe (or so claims Siemens). His back would be replete with long scratches, and a strange reddish oil-based substance was frequently rubbed around his mouth and lips. Siemens also alleges to have undergone a series of decontamination bathings, probably so as not to infect the alien air with earthly bacteria which could be harmful to them. Oddly enough, the decontamination fluid bore an uncanny resemblance to a popular Mervyn's Department Store perfume. Everyone at the table nodded. We all agreed that it was a perplexing tale. Someone else recalled that Siemens' wife eventually left him. I shook my head in disgust. Apparently she was a little sick-n-tired of her husband's weekend abductions. How could she leave him? The poor man lives day to day never knowing when the red discs will come for him again. When our group of friends departed for their homes, we were each more than a little un-nerved. I walked quickly to my car with both eyes on the sky.