Hidden Pleasures - Midian City

[23:30] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] nudges her with his elbow again, putting down his book finally "That's 'cause they're starin' at yer tits, luv." he'd shrug, grinning softly to himself "Good save. I was ready ta dump the bitch the canal."

 

[23:32] Fluffy Snoodle tosses her hands up in zee air, like she just doesn't care. Though no, seriously. "Hah, I'm good at doing things like that, and I don't blame people for staring my boobs. Sometimes I stare at them too." What? It's not weird. "And hey, can't say you don't stare. OH! And another thing, this outfit and my hairstyle at this very moment makes me look like a major bitch." See, that scares people away.

 

[23:36] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] slipped the bookmark into his page, tucking the book away in his belt loop "I never said I didn't stare. Jus' when ya ain't lookin'." he'd cant his head at the last comment, giving her a once over "I think they expect you to like. Whip them or some shit." he'd pause, tapping his chin "On second though, tha' don't sound so bad."

 

[23:38] Fluffy Snoodle snorts and looks herself over again, "I have no whips anyways. The most I could do is claw spank and bite." Durdy, yus. "And Gareth, never thought you would like that kinda thing. I'ma take a mental note of that." Hurhur, seriously. Mental note made.

 

[23:40] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] chuckles softly "You never seen my pictures have you?" he'd bring up his cellphone, tapping away as he made his way through the pictures. Eventually he'd make it to a picture of Gareth, suspended several feet off the ground by four steel hooks. Extreme, innit?

 

[23:41] Fluffy Snoodle has to push her bangs up to see that and nearly chokes on her own spit, "My god! That looks incredibly painful." Even she wasnt that extreme. "That...wow, just wow. I don't have anything to even say about that."

 

[23:44] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] grinned proudly "Actually, the only pain is in the initial hooks. You go into a trance once they hoist you up. Don't feel a thing." he'd flick through more pictures, another picture of a shirtless gareth, holding up the... devil horns sign? The red marks of whips across his chest "I cut most of me ties to that whole scene back when I was recruited into the SAS."

 

[23:46] Fluffy Snoodle nods slowly staring at those pictures, "I wouldn't mind seeing more shirtless pictures." Hah, shameless. "Though seriously, you look like you've had some fun durring your times." Fluffy just snorted out a laugh, leaning back against the bench. "Never too late to start again, hm?"

 

[23:50] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth]: "Of course I did. Once ya go down that road, normal sex is just... boring." Wisdom." he'd flick through the other pictures, varying in graphicness "Of course, but eh. Most people around here are... dirty. Or have taken one too many dicks in their time."

 

[23:53] Fluffy Snoodle stares at him before bursting out in a giggle-fit, "Wow, Well um...Thats interesting." She'd take her gas mask off and readjust her piercings, "I know plently of girls who arent whores." Yus...most of the packies. "Though, I don't think they're into that hardcore stuff."

 

[23:56] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] wiggled his eyebrows "You know it's true, luv." he'd give her another playful nudge before letting either arm rest atop the backrest "Eh. I've never been one for random fucks. Half the time you run the risk of catching something."

 

[23:58] Fluffy Snoodle snorts and attaches the mask to her belt, "Half the time? This is Midian, try all the time. S'why I don't do it either." Fluffy just shook her head and looked up to the smog. "And yes, it's true, can't deny it." Most of midian were whores and manwhore so on so forth. "You might get some mutated form of AIDs here."

 

[0:06] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth]: "Well I would hope you wouldn't. I'd like to think I'm a decent judge of character." he'd laugh, plucking the cigarette from his lips and casting it into the canal. "Or maybe I'm just too much of a cynic. I do want to put a bullet in the brain of ever dumb asshole in this fuckin' city."

 

[0:10] Fluffy Snoodle snorts, "Well, you've almost got the right job for it." She'd say wiggling her brows...oh wait, he cant see that. "Just need to go beat the shit outa someone." Yeah, HINTHINT WINKWINK. "Go pick someone of your choice!"

 

[0:15] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] cocked a brow "You mad? It's midnight. I'm too fuckin' sleep deprived to fight." he'd shrug, tugging out a pack of gum and flicking out a piece. He'd point it in her direction "Want one?" he'd say, unwrapping it and popping it into his mouth.

 

[0:18] Fluffy Snoodle shakes her head, "Nah, I usually sit there trying to chew it with my fangs. Usually doesn't end up well." Usually ends up her looking like a moron too. "And no, I'm not mad, I'm trying to light a fire under your ass to get to work. They may not hire you if you take too long. Just lookin' out for yooooou~" She'd stand up and rub her butt off, "Can't sit too long in this...don't want it to stretch out too much." Then it wont be as sexy, nope.

 

[0:25] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] would just shrug, chewing away at the gum "I know I know. Tomorrow, I'll go kick someone's ass. I've just been busy as fuck with my apartment." he'd stand, patting his pants "You could never get me into latex. It's too... squeaky if you ask me." he'd chuckle, crossing his arms across his chest "And eh, careful ya don't run face-first into a sign or nothin' with that haircut of yours." har har.

 

[0:27] Fluffy Snoodle looks to her hair...which would be her going cross-eye'd. "Meh, I wont, I'm too good for that." Hah, she was also clumsy as fuck. "And, I think guys look good in latex pants, if they're shirtless anyways." Again with the eyebrow wiggle. "You're cleaning your apartment?" Hmm...a guy cleaning, thats not weird at all.

 

[0:33] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] cackles "Still. I'd rather go shirtless and in a pair of ratty jeans." he'd tap his chin a bit "Speaking of which. I'm wearing my ratty jeans and goin' shirtless tomorrow." he'd nod softly "Aye. It's better than being a gigantic shithole. Just in case, ya know. Someone comes over."

 

[0:35] Fluffy Snoodle stretches, aww listen to that latex squeak, and yawns, "Welp, you didn't let me go over sooo I figured y'know, you don't let anyone go over." Sagenod time! And with that - Fluff would shamelessly fix the latex on her ass. Twas a little wrinkly.

 

[0:42] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth]: "Not like there's much to see. Nothing exciting like the magical fairy cavern you live in." he'd shrug "How about I take ya sometime soon, then. I'll finish up the last of the cleaning tonig-." he cut off, his head canting slowly to the left as he watched her fix her latex. Creeper stare!

 

[0:43] Fluffy Snoodle gives that creeper stare right back, "I like my magical fairy cavern thank you." She'd say poking her tongue out as she finished fixing it, "Besides, me stepping in a room just makes it all the better." Full of herself? Nah, just fucking around.

 

[0:46] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth]: "FUCK your magical fairy cavern. I've got a shitty apartment that's half bombed-out. How's that?" oh yes, livin' in style "Mmmm. Yeah. I guess. Maybe just a little better."

 

[0:48] Fluffy Snoodle tosses her hands into the air and huffs, "RIGHT!" Saracsm, "Actually having your own place is much better than living with a bunch of retards." Retards that I love though, thats another story. "And just a little better? Pssh, I light the room up. A friend told me I'd be a glowsticks wet dream." As awkward as that sounds, it's true. She was infact told that.

 

[0:54] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth]: "Most likely, I like my quiet. Too much time around too many people an' I get a little squirrely." he'd shrug, giving her a prod in the belly "Eh. You're mediocre. 4 outta 10." he'd stick his tongue out at her, teasing of course.

 

[0:56] Fluffy Snoodle narrows her eyes at that and crosses her arms, getting that prod in the stomach, "Oh-hohoho, you did not just say that." She scoffed. "I'm definately off the charts." Again, just fucking around, she's not -that- full of herself.

 

[1:00] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] snorts softly, grinning all the wall "You know what? 2 outta 10. You're nothing special." he'd stick his tongue out at her. He was joking, of course. But oh did he ever love to taunt her.

 

[1:03] Fluffy Snoodle now just makes a ':O' face and stares at him, "Fine, you're a 0 out of 10." Hah, take that. "I know I'm purdy, don't gotta believe what you say, nope." Fluff did that weird...snap head thingy mabobber. She was just teasing him too of course. Two can play at that game. Mar har.

 

[1:05] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth]: "Pfft. I ain't here to please you." he'd grin softly "Oh no no. It's okay, you just go back to your delusions. I'll go back to being the pinacle of male attractiveness." now that was a mouthful.

 

[1:07] Fluffy Snoodle is doing her very best not to laugh now, "Oh, mister Gareth, you tell me that I'm delusional?" She let out a taunting laugh, "You may think you're the pinacle of male attractiveness, though I -know- that I am the pinacle of female attractiveness." Hah, take that. That was more of a mouthful too, that was like...overloading to the point of drooling.

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[1:11] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] would roll his eyes, though his gaze slowly drifted behind her, his eyes narrowing a bit "Who's tha'?" he'd ask, putting on his most convincing voice. If she turned around, he'd wind up, and attempt to smack her ass, flat-palmed, as hard as he could. Oh yes, he went there. When he did that, he'd jump back, making sure to put a safe amount of distance between him and her.

 

[1:14] Fluffy Snoodle would infact look just because she was that gullible. As she recieved that smack to the ass she'd yelp as his hand connected to her ass, creating a loud 'snap' and she leaped forwards, somehow ending up behind him only to smack his ass if she could before moving back to where she was before. "That hurt!" She'd whine, turning around and bending over, "Now, kiss it and make it better." Hah, kiss my ass, foo'!

 

[1:17] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] perked up as his own arse was smacked, giving it a sore rub. He'd grin softly "That was the point.." he'd wiggle his eyebrows "Careful what you wish for. I could turn into that ass-licker."

 

[1:19] Fluffy Snoodle snorts, "Well, it wouldn't be -as- creepy." She'd say with a nod, still rubbing her ass, "Since I know you and all...and you didn't come flying at me like a goddamn monkey from the top of a building." Seriously, that was pretty awkward, "Oh, and you don't smell bad."

 

[1:26] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] would just winked "Jus' be careful whatcha wish for, luv." he'd grin and chuckle, raising an arm to sniff at his armpit "Really? Why I'm flattered."

[1:28] Fluffy Snoodle is still bent over waiting, "It still hurts." She'd say with a grunt, "ANd yes really...well, your jacket didn't at least when I stole it from you." Fluffy flicked her tails to him and shrugged. "And who says I'm not being careful? Though...if you slap it again, I'll punch your ass till it's tender." Hrhr, tenderizer.

 

[1:34] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] would rub his chin, then gentle scratching sound of stubble grinding together. Almost looking descisive, until he'd shrug, lean down and giving her arse a small peck. Following that, he'd cast his hand out again, attempting to give her arse another smack, on the other cheek, of course.

 

[1:37] Fluffy Snoodle jumps away though somehow still gets that damn slap, though she got the ass kiss too so she'd raise her hands in the air victoriously, "Fluffy wins agaaaain!" And here come the quiet cheers from her mouth, turning around to look to him. "Now I can tell everyone I got you to kiss my ass." This was, of course, the first time she got someone to actually kiss her ass. Hrhr.

 

[1:43] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] shrugged, crossing his arms across his chest "Jus' remember, luv. I did it willingly." chuckling, he'd wiggle his eyebrows "Oh. And there's 206 bones in the human body. Want another one?" see, she wasn't the only one who could come up with cheesey pick-up lines.

 

[1:45] Fluffy Snoodle snorts, "Let me go find my whip first." She'd say acting as if she was about to walk off towards the den though she'd stop and poke her tongue out, "Even if you did do it willingly, I still got you to do it. See, if I wouldn't have bent over and offered it never would have happened." That didn't sound dirty at all either.

 

[1:50] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] raised his eyebrows at that "Yeah yeah. Don't act like it's much of a victory." he'd sigh, his mouth drawing open to let out a yawn "Well, it looks like I'm actually tired for once. I'mma head 'er home. I'll see you tomorrow?"

 

[1:52] Fluffy Snoodle shrugs, "Perhaps." Her players going away though! Depressing isnt it? "See you around, dork." She'd say with an innocent smile and a wiggle of the fingers...or a wave. Whatever you wanna call it works. "It's still a victory."

 

[1:53] Gareth Croshaw [Osoth] grinned, stepping away whilst waving his hand "Yeah yeah. Half-smile. See ya around, Fluff."

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